futon bum

A person who spends all their free time laying on a futon, especially in a college dorm room. They usually lay there all day and watch TV and often sleep on it.

Dude, Brian has been on the futon for the past 18 hours! He's such a futon bum!

by Don't worry who this is February 24, 2008

Futoon.

Futoon is an arab female name that means " Beauty " or " madly fallen in love". Futoon is a person who love helping people and has the kindest heart. Also she is a strong person and will never allowed to someone to let her down.

" Today i met futoon. She is as gorgeous as her name"

by Khalid22AA November 29, 2020

Fursonapod

A podcast that dives deep into the heart and soul of the Furry Fandom. It is lead by host Xiath the Foxote, Co-Host Rainstar the Cheetah, Co-Host Zaaz the Skunk, and Co-Host Shadow the Wusky! It produces a clean and all-audience friendly show that must not be missed!

Did you catch the last episode of Fursonapod?

Yeah man! Rainstar got fired 7 times!

by FurryFan 1234 November 11, 2010

futon crouton

Any small to fairly sized object that falls between the cushions of a couch, commonly rediscovered after as much as a year of confinement in said furniture. Notable types include Goldfish, Cheez-Its, and popcorn, though more essential living room items, such as TV remotes, have been found, as well.

I found a Hershey's Kiss futon crouton the other day in my Ikea couch. Gave it a sniff to make sure there was no stank and I popped that motherfucker in my mouth.

by Dang Lin Wang LXIX November 11, 2016

futon relationship

When a relationship is functional but not comfortable it's a futon relationship. You know you rather be in a bed.

"Did you see Sally and Billy together last night?"
"Yeah, looks like they're in a futon relationship."

by Aimditto November 14, 2015

futon

A couch that can convert into an uncomfortable bed, possibly the worst transformer of all time.

"You can sleep on the futon!"
"Can I sleep on an actual bed instead?"

by CorgisDie February 6, 2017

fursona non grata

An unacceptable or unwelcome furry individual at a given event.

1. Dude, that guy jumped on stage in a stolen fursuit, screamed into the mic that the CIA was after him, and punched the Guest of Honor in the dick. He's Fursona non grata now at a bunch of cons. You'll never see him again.
2. That guy tweeted a bunch of bullshit nonsense about the con staff and was permabanned. Total Fursona non grata. Kthxbai.

by Illumiknotty January 17, 2018