Futem

"to Fuck" in the romanian language

vino sa ne futem

by J November 11, 2003

Futebicha Americano

It's a way that many Brazilians use to call the american football or football as it called in the USA. It can be translated as "footfag". Most of us think it is a gay thing, and they also think it supposed to be called handball, because the football players rarely use their feet.

Homem 1: "Bando de viados, isso é só uma desculpa para os viados se agarrarem! Essa merda devia se chamar futebicha americano."
Homem 2: "Concordo, essa merda é coisa de viado!"

Guy 1: "Bunch of fags; that's just an excuse for fags grab each other! This shit supposed to be called footfag."
Guy 2: "I agree; this fucking shit is such a gay thing!"

by Luizin March 20, 2010

FUTY

Text slang like "lol" or "fml", Pronounced "foot- ee" Stands for "Fuck you, that's why." Often used when someone asks a rhetorical, unanswerable, or stupid "why" question.

Grandma: "Why did you throw up in my shoe?"
Cat: " Cuz Futy."

by Knave_RL October 8, 2017

Futer

The most popular meme in the Flood. Honestly, everyone loves it. It's better than Porch Day.

OP says:"Should I get a porch in the futer?"

Everyone else:"GTFO"

by Big Baph July 1, 2011

fute

funny and cute at the same time

Boy: that midget is so funny!!
Girl: No, it isn't. It's cute!!!
Strange Guy who pops out of nowhere: It's a fute midget!!!!!!!!

by Brick Bad WOlf April 2, 2008

Futer

A poorly spelled word for "Future". Used to make the original poster in a forum sound stupid.

yea like that will happen in the futer.

by victoryian June 30, 2011

Funey

'funey" is a casual abbreviation in New Zealand used for the word "funeral"

Pronounced "few-nee"

"sorry mate I'm not gonna make it to the funey this saterday"

"I'm going to have this song play at my funey"

by Sweetniblit November 8, 2020