Fustercluck

An alcoholic beverage which contains Evan Williams bourbon whiskey, 180 proof Everclear, and root beer with a dollop of ice cream on top. You must finish this drink before the ice cream melts or you will not get its full effect. This will fuck you up.

Dude, I got so fusterclucked this weekend!
Dude, did you see Nicole last weekend? She had two fusterclucks and was puking everywhere!
Xavier tried to drink a fustercluck in two minutes. He was in the hospital for two days.

by Thetwins April 12, 2012

fustercluck

an annoying or bothersome person

stop being such a fustercluck

by jack_hammer December 7, 2015

Fustercluck

Fustercluck is a word you use to describe someone that induces headaches. They are so ruthlessly stupid that they infect you with their sheer stupidity hence why you fuck up the word cluster fuck.

Fuck me. MARTIN! you are such a fustercluck I can't even... Just fuck off Martin.

by Renifer August 17, 2019

fustercluck

South Sudan

I heard Charles tried to go to South Sudan, he said it was a goddamn fustercluck

by Imaherethen March 21, 2023

Flappy Fustercluck

The scientific name for a group of 'hunter' terminids (insects) in the video game, Helldivers 2:

A gaggle of geese.
A murder of crows.
A flappy fustercluck of hunters.

Richard - a flappy fustercluck patrol to your 5 o'clock - kill 'em with fire!

by Professor.Joe April 18, 2024

fuster cluck

Transpositive derivation of cluster fuck, commonly used if a small child, manager, Jehovah's Witness, or HR person is within earshot.

"So the job was a total cluster fu..." Thad stopped himself, eyeing his 3 year old daughter watching him intently, "...fuster cluck."

by Scary Mike June 10, 2004

Flustercuck

A Flustercuck is a clusterfuck you aren’t involved in yet. You are sitting in the corner, watching it happen. You know you’re going to have to get in there and it’s going to be a mess.

Bill’s doing Jaeger bombs and grinding on the bouncers girl. This is a total flustercuck.

by Scmookus May 13, 2019