Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

Another way of saying to a female, you've got a stick up your ass.

Damn girl, who lit the fuse on your tampon?!

by Black§Pearl January 12, 2004

Fueef

When a girl is sitting down and she farts, but instead of the fart escaping through the back, it moves to the front and into the vagina. The fart then re-releases, as a queef. But, it is a combination of both, hence Fueef.

Girl 1: Did you just fart?
Girl 2: Sort of, it was a fueef.

by MysticFire October 21, 2009

fuster cluck

Transpositive derivation of cluster fuck, commonly used if a small child, manager, Jehovah's Witness, or HR person is within earshot.

"So the job was a total cluster fu..." Thad stopped himself, eyeing his 3 year old daughter watching him intently, "...fuster cluck."

by Scary Mike June 10, 2004

fusker

The act of iteratively accessing (pornographic) photographs using automated technologies.

Noticing that the photographs on the website were numbered, Ned decided to fusker them.

by xsg October 10, 2004

fuse box

fuse box or fuse panel is similar to a breaker panel or circuit breaker panel except using one time use replaceable fuses where once the only form of circuit protection and electrical distribution in residential commercial and industrial buildings before circuit breaker panels came along in the mid 1950s fuses boxes are found in older buildings and automobiles

i blew 5 fuses and i had to make 5 trips to the fuse box in the cellar to replace the fuse what hassle replacing blown fuses can be

by littlejimmie May 5, 2019

short fuse

a short temper(see also; have a short fuse)

My dad has frequently has a short fuse.

by Light Joker October 10, 2004

Fueef

When you fart and queef at the same time.

Bobby: did you just queef?
Hayden: I farted and queefed at the same time
Bobby: oh you fueefed?

by Harizola December 24, 2014