Furtard

a stupi furry

Hey did you know Cosmo is a furtard?
Cosmo: nigga moment

by furtard101 June 25, 2020

Fuquetarde

A variant of "fucktard" used when the fucktard in question is a fucktard of such substantial style, grace, and magnitude that the mere common appellation "fucktard" will no longer suffice to describe him, her, or them.

Fucktard raised to a higher power, or distilled to a more refined purity.

One: Look here... It quotes this congressman as saying global warming can't be a threat because the Bible's book of Genesis promises that god won't destroy the world again. What a fucktard.
Two: No, no... That man there is a bona fide hyper-dongtastic Grand Poobah Fuquetarde.

by Honor November 22, 2010

Fretard

Frigging Retard.

"You're such a fretard!!"

by matt October 10, 2003

freetard

one who firmly believes in not paying for e.g. software, films, music. Generally an avid proponent of p2p filesharing

Fred thinks Hollywood will make films even if nobody pays to see them. He's such a freetard.

by Paytard October 7, 2008

fretarded

freely retarded or liberal with expressions of one's retardation

Tiffany is always doing stupid shit. How can anyone be so fretarded?

by Officer Yogurt November 6, 2008

freetard

A person whose ability to make rational decisions is impaired by the possibility of receiving something for free.

A freetard would visiting a fair on free admission day, even though the fair is overcrowded, he/she spends way more time in line and he/she loses a day of pay which far exceeds the cost of admission.

A freetard would use a broken, buggy piece of software when a quality option is available for a few dollars and would quickly pay for itself in time and frustration saved.

by vharron November 11, 2010

FavRETARD

FavRETARDS: Fans of Brett Favre who believe 1. He plays for "the love of the game". 2. He is sincere when he says he is going to retire. 3. He is the greatest quarterback in the history of the NFL. 4. He doesn't manipulate the media and his 'tard fans for his own gain. 5. His season ending interceptions are because he is a "gunslinger" and not because he makes bad decisions when the game is on the line

The FavRetards are shocked Brett is back with the Vikings.

The FavRETARDS have made the Vikings the odds on favorites to win the Super Bowl.

The FavRETARDS have taken over the management of the Vikings and have given Brett an additional 7 million dollars even though he would have returned anyways.

by Mr. Lex Luthor August 19, 2010