Furretard 

A furry that is so depraved, and psychotic in their opinions that they can be considered retarded at the same time.

Can you believe that this furretard thinks its ok to fuck dogs?

Furretard by Artefactual February 2, 2025

freetard

A zealous advocate of free (as opposed to proprietary) software.

The freetard's entire identity is based around using free and open source software such as Linux, and he spends every waking hour of every day writing self-serving propaganda as to why he is superior to anyone who uses software whose licensing does not allow you to reverse engineer/copy/modify and then release your own version of somebody else's work.

"Hey guys, can you help me get this game installed on Windows 10?"
"You use Micro$oft Windows? Don't you know that software doesn't respect your freedoms? You should use GNU/Linux like me! BTW, I use Arch."
"Oh great, here come the freetards to derail the thread."

freetard by µTorrent 2.2.1 May 27, 2021

Fuquetard

A more pleasant way to refer to a fundemental zealot as a fucking retard.

Believers in fundie muck are fuquetards, and anal apertures.

Those that believe in Creationism, religious zealotry, and gross conservatism are Fuquetards.

see also: Republican senators and congressmen.

Fuquetard by follywood48 July 3, 2009

fretard 

freaking retard

quit being a fretard

fretard by julian pearl October 31, 2011

Furrytard 

A furry who is way to into being a furry. Of course there is nothing wrong with being a furry, but I am talking about the furries are even more cringe than normal.

These people like to over use emoticons like "UwU", "OwO" "TwT", and many other brain deteriorating emoticons, and replace all L's/R's with W.

They also like to over exaggerate an annoying high pitch voice, making them sound like lolis. This is especially done by the female degenates of this group of people.

They also have an unhealthy obsession with making animal noises, going on all fours, and wearing there fursuit 24/7.

UwUGamer123: Hewwo Fwiends OwO

Alex6969: Oh dear God, a furrytard

FoxyGaming05: What's a furrytard?

Alex6969: You are witnessing one right now

UwUGamer123: TwT so mean

Alex6969: STFU WITH THOSE DUMBASS EMOJIS!!!

Furrytard by Destroyer of zoophiles June 25, 2022

forgetard 

When some one is constantly reminded of a medial task or process and always forgets it. Then becomes belligerent and defensive and accuses the person who is reminding them of hiding or withholding the information from them, hence sounding retarded.

In the workplace you usually find them in management positions and is a natural progression to micromanagement.

Person: Hey Boss, why don't you use your computer to track the shipments?
Forgetard: I am in charge around here and you have never shown me how to do THAT!?!
Person: Sure I have just hit F4 like I showed you Monday.
Forgetard: You have never shown me that, things are going to change around here! All further shipments, sales figures and customer interaction must go through and be approved by me. You are not to be trusted!

forgetard by mishthefish September 9, 2009

Firetard 

A firetard is when someone makes you so angry you feel a fire start in your chest then it blows out and spits out words that could potentially hurt someone but you did not intend it to. Such as swearing when you are mad, fucktards are uncontrollable.

Man a firetard just fucked up my relationship

Firetard by peacefulnun10010 May 13, 2020