furniture

Office workers that have been there so long, and do so little, that you only notice them when they move or are missing.

Hey where's Fred? It's like somebody took a piece of the furniture !

by The Pirate of Pissants April 25, 2011

furniture

referring to ones teeth

damn dogg did you see that hoe's furniture, it was all messed up!

by mardo September 18, 2005

Furniture

Habbo Furniture are mostly known as the currency in Habbohotel, or mostly.- As known we can't use Habbo Credits in Habbo, so mostly people playing Habbo would mostly call Furniture their currency.

"Gemme two furniture and both must be 3 coiners"

by Chronicling May 2, 2006

Furniture

Sex equipment

We had some fun with the furniture

by Fuckmeassandcallmebetty September 15, 2019

furniture moving

A metaphore for fighting

Jessica: I saw your husband Jaquan kissing on some chick last night.

Starkesha: Oh, there's about to be some furniture moving tonight.

Jessica: Just don't shoot the n*gga.

by GreyLadi July 7, 2011

Furniture abuse

Deliberate violence towards chairs, tables or other items of furniture during a theatrical production. The most common form of furniture abuse is knocking over chairs or throwing them across the stage. Frequently seen in operas, furniture abuse is usually perpetrated by characters as an expression of rage or great despair, although some cynics claim it merely shows a lack of imagination on the part of the director

"There was a lot of gratuitous furniture abuse in the recent Covent Garden Ring cycle"

by Faye Courtney September 14, 2008

furniture thunder

When your upstairs neighbor is moving furniture in such a way that you confuse it for thunder.

Sometimes, furniture thunder is so loud, that it is in fact mistaken for real thunder.

"Gary, did you hear that? Is that thunder I hear?"

"No Beth, that's Eric upstairs again. Just some late night furniture thunder."

by Medicus007 August 16, 2016