fur baby

noun - A term that childless couples use to describe their pet(s). Also known as a "pet child."

I got the best birthday present for my fur baby, Mittens - a diamond-studded collar!

by Goolia January 11, 2008

Fur Baby

A small animal whose self entilted owners consider it to be more important than any thing else in life, including the rest of the human race

My fur baby should be allowed its own seat at the restaurant

by Silage22 December 31, 2021

Fur baby

An animal (e.g. dog) that is classed as a child for either childless couples or single people.

A: You like my fur baby?
B: I love your fur baby! Look at my babies(real babies)- Called Alexa and Katie

by Augustluvs_kpop July 2, 2023

Furbabies

Kitschy term used by Military Dependants or Overly Sensitive Military Wives to describe pets. This is a term of endearment, meant to elevate pets to the same level as children.

When my hubby got reassigned, I made sure to lug our Furbabies, too!

by OSMWfollower February 28, 2014

Furbabies

The act of pulling out while sexing a young lady with a hairy vaginia. Then shooting your seed along the "pelt" of the young lady. Some variations exist includung the rubbing in of the seamen to cause a dredlock like affect. This is called a commador furbaby and is heavly practiced among those in Southwest Asia.

Tom: Man I was hitting this heffer last night with a nappy dugout. So pulled out the python and furbabied that ho!

Greg: Hell yeah I've done a few furbabies my self

by Dirty McNasty February 25, 2010

fur baby

a slang term referring to a woman's vagina

I got to stick it in her fur baby.

by S H December 30, 2006

Fur Baby

The felt furniture pads used on the legs and undersides of furniture to protect your flooring.

You're gonna need a fur baby on each of the legs of that chair so the hardwood doesn't get scratched.

by HHCharlie December 17, 2020