A fucking retard whom you have unknowingly invited to stay with you out of pity and/or the chance to get laid and/or because they own a full sized washer and dryer combo, and it turns out that instead of being empathetic and acknowleging that you have done them a favor for pulling their redneck ass out of the fucking gutter, they proceed to make your very existence on this planet a living fucking fuckball hell....see example.
You asscock fuckball shitfuck. When the hell are you going to do the fucking dishes you dirtied two months ago? You are the biggest FUCKBALL ROOMATE I have ever had, you slackjawed redneck donkey. Pack your fucking banjo and get the fuck out of my apartment you no-tooth retard chigger. Get the fuck out.
by Fighterjock January 11, 2007
Get the FUCKBALL ROOMATE mug.A sexual practice where six or more consensual adults get naked and roll around together on the floor indulging in mostly non penetrative sex. As the six bodies pile around each other, the 'fuckball' appears to be a single mass of limbs that rolls. Think Twister, without the mat and with erections.
by ElGrandeQueso April 21, 2008
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working in a grocery store, I open a till only to realize that I dropped something. I go to pick it up, smoke my head off the till and "fuckballs!" as a customer waits for me to serve them :)
by consuella the mexican April 29, 2011
Get the fuckballs mug.Someone or something that is so fucked up beyond all recognition that it is akin to trying to fuck ones balls.
Jeff: oh shit!! I just got pwned!! You are such a fuckballs Stuart!!
Stuart: Yeah bitch, take my pwning like a man, you fucking fuckballs cunt.
Stuart: Yeah bitch, take my pwning like a man, you fucking fuckballs cunt.
by greg83 February 25, 2008
Get the fuckballs mug.a fuckball is what happens when you fuck as hard and as fast and as long as you can, when you fuck with 100% intensity, you wind up almost killing yourself and cant move or breathe and at the end you curl your body into a ball to recover and gain back your strength
Joe Fiorello fucked me so hard that I had to curl into a fuckball for 30 minutes just to gain enough energy to go to the bathroom
by Dig Dang Dong September 7, 2010
Get the FUCKBALL mug.A ripoff of baseball played by a few dudes and a few babes with a tennis ball and a Vortex Mike Piazza plastic, foam cushioned baseball bat. The game is played on a public little league field, therefore creating the neccessary need to hide your beer in a paper bag. Your team gets a point when a ball drops in the outfield without being caught. There are fielders from both teams in the outfield. If your teammate catches the ball, your team gets 2 points. If the opposing catches the ball you lose a point and get an out. You can play with 5 or 10 outs. Depends on how lazy you are. If the pitcher catches an infield fly ball, the scores reverse.
by Ian C. September 25, 2005
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Broseph: Yo JT, what happened to your BFF Kitty?
JT: I was a total fuckball! I would do anything to gain her forgiveness.
JT: I was a total fuckball! I would do anything to gain her forgiveness.
by ImSorryKitty February 9, 2014
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