Fulationship

Root words: Fu, meaning Fuck, and Lationship, meaning Relationship.

A Fulationship is having a false relationship with someone based only on having sex.

Unlike Fuck Buddies, which are friends who have sex with eachother... In a Fulationship you don't even have to like the person, your only in it for the sex.

"John is in a Fulationship with Jane... He doesn't even like her!"

"I think i want a Fulationship with Jane because she's so hot, but man is she stupid!"

by HELLyssa July 12, 2009

falastur

to be reckless or rush into something recklessly.

If Joey didn't falastur every game of Jenga, he'd win a game or two.

by Chad Butland July 20, 2010

fulass

fu*ked up like a soup sandwitch

We are gonna get fulass this weekend!

by PRPEOPLE June 30, 2010

Flasterbate

Accidently or purposefully flatulating while masterbating. Defined at Neven's Pond, Keith County, NE.

Keenan: Man I farted while beating it.
Phil: Dude, don't flasterbate in the lodge.

by D.J. French Toast August 25, 2008

Fulkster

A big stupid fuck face who sucks at things that require exertion like sports. Stupid as anything and can't get a good-looking girl to save his life. The deuche bag also thinks it's funny to beat up a retard and a psycho who will probably shove a chainsaw up his ass.

Nick: hey dude you see that deuce bag run by? Harry: yeah dude it was probably fulkster!

by TheBigD42 February 20, 2011

Flasterbation

Masterbating with your flab and then you cum out of your belly button ( Only gingers can do it )

Flasterbation is really fun

by Flasterbator2k6 May 24, 2013

flasterbag

Stupid, lonely, friend that doesn't do anything.

He is just a flasterbag since he doesn't reply to my text messages.

by BLAHBLAHBLACKSHEEP1234 January 27, 2017