A noise made by cats who pass in the hall but don't like each other. Usually accompanied by batting each other with their front paws.
Also an alternative for the f word, discovered by accident when a pikey was arguing whilst eating a kebab.
Also an alternative for the f word, discovered by accident when a pikey was arguing whilst eating a kebab.
by suey December 1, 2003
See (pfft)
1. An expression of dismissal of another's comment.
2. The sound of a silent and deadly rectal emission.
1. An expression of dismissal of another's comment.
2. The sound of a silent and deadly rectal emission.
by GxSlim July 25, 2002
by Fuff August 13, 2003
In the film 'Goodfellas', Tommy calls Billy a "fake tough guy" during their late night club confrontation. (Go get your fucking shinebox!) This was the genesis of my term, which I've been using since. Billy Batts was a "fuff guy".
by Russ Malcolm June 14, 2007
That’s tucking fuff bro!
by Tucking Fuff inc. October 2, 2018
Fucking Ugly Fat Friend(s)
Used to describe the inevitability of desirable (i.e hot) women having grotesque, often obese women befriend them, and therefore having these 'Fuffs'tag along with them at various gatherings such as clubs and parties (The end result being innocent men out looking for a piece of some fine poon getting frustrated to no end)
*Thanks to Mick Joel and all the boys who hate Fuffs!
Used to describe the inevitability of desirable (i.e hot) women having grotesque, often obese women befriend them, and therefore having these 'Fuffs'tag along with them at various gatherings such as clubs and parties (The end result being innocent men out looking for a piece of some fine poon getting frustrated to no end)
*Thanks to Mick Joel and all the boys who hate Fuffs!
"Those Fuff(s) are makin' me dry wretch damn it!"
"I'd love to go over and chat to that fine walking headjob, however the Fuff with the muffin top protruding beneath her saggy pathetic breasts bearing those hideous tumbleweed-esque nipples is certainly making me think twice!"
"Yo dude check out that Fuff! I name her 'Herpes Queen'(HAHAHA TAKE THAT MADISON!!!)"
"I'd hate to be the bloke who gets himself stuc with that Fuff"
"That Fuff should think about waxing her neck hair!"
"I'd love to go over and chat to that fine walking headjob, however the Fuff with the muffin top protruding beneath her saggy pathetic breasts bearing those hideous tumbleweed-esque nipples is certainly making me think twice!"
"Yo dude check out that Fuff! I name her 'Herpes Queen'(HAHAHA TAKE THAT MADISON!!!)"
"I'd hate to be the bloke who gets himself stuc with that Fuff"
"That Fuff should think about waxing her neck hair!"
by Timmay!! December 27, 2005