Fuckism

Fuckism is a cult/religion.

This will change the usual day at school all maths lessons will be removed from the day and replaced with sex.

Names will be drawn from a hat at the start of the sex and you will be paired up with some one.

There is a hitler figure called shitler who kills anyone with assholes you will have to sew up your arse.

I enjoyed my daily fuckism course.

by larry the turtle December 8, 2009

Fuckwise

Adjective used to denote an object, device, or system which has inexplicably gone horribly wrong.

John: dude can you give a lift this morning?
Anna: nah my truck’s gone fuckwise and I’ve not had time to fix it, I’m taking the bus today

by fickityfack September 14, 2020

fuckism

to insert the word fuck in a miltisyllable word between syllables to form a new word.

guy: Baby that pussy is fan-fucking-tastic!

Gal: Nice fuckism sweet heart.

Sweet heart the way you hum with my balls in your mouth is Ex-fucking-quisite!

What in the hell were you thinking shit for brains? Are you Re-fucking-tarted?

by DaStalka March 30, 2010

Who gives a fuckism

The philosophy of not caring about philosophy and deciding to focus on what humans do best, randomly existing and doing whatever the hell we want.

Dr. Mister Pretentious is an avid critic of Who gives a fuckism

by Dr. Professor Smartman June 10, 2023

Homo Fuckism

a religion where people practice to be homo fuck nuggets of the holt gay lord isacery

blakes homo fuckism show when he made out with alex

by giuseppe bongiorno October 17, 2008

Fucktism

A person that clearly does something stupid and may be on the spectrum

Kyle acts like a fucktism sometimes

by Hairy man balls March 27, 2023

Fuckuism

These are little fuck yous that app developers sprinkle all throughout their code with the sole purpose to piss you off. Zynga perfected this but almost all developers do it.

Their poker app has dozens of fuckuisms in it.

by TOMaxwell March 15, 2026