Definitions by DaStalka

Drown a Whale

adj. when one must urinate so badly so if they were to adhear to the sole operation of guiding the entire yellow stream into a whales blow hole, the beast would suffocate and technicaly drown. hence whale drowning.

Dude you were in there takin that leak forever, did you drown a whale?

Drown a Whale by DaStalka June 12, 2010

shit paper shield 

noun. barrier a person, usually suffering from some level of OCD, erects between their bare ass before being seated to drop the kids off at the pool (take a shit). usually construced with toilet paper unless the seat wrappers are provided.

Carl: I got to go drop a deuce!

Heather: don't forget to build your shit paper shield OCD boy.

shit paper shield by DaStalka June 3, 2010

fuckism 

to insert the word fuck in a miltisyllable word between syllables to form a new word.

guy: Baby that pussy is fan-fucking-tastic!

Gal: Nice fuckism sweet heart.

Sweet heart the way you hum with my balls in your mouth is Ex-fucking-quisite!

What in the hell were you thinking shit for brains? Are you Re-fucking-tarted?

fuckism by DaStalka March 30, 2010

Bellevegas Dirt Blower

the combination of a Chili dog (Cleveland Steamer) followed immediately by a Motor boat. also known locally as the "dirty Tsunami" or the "chocolate milk drinking commando" in Belleville Illinois

"well honey the only time i can cum is when you show me the Bellevegas Dirt Blower. please shat between my ta ta's and hum between my shatted on boobies.

Bellevegas Dirt Blower by DaStalka October 23, 2009