DaStalka's definitions

Drown a Whale

adj. when one must urinate so badly so if they were to adhear to the sole operation of guiding the entire yellow stream into a whales blow hole, the beast would suffocate and technicaly drown. hence whale drowning.

Dude you were in there takin that leak forever, did you drown a whale?

by DaStalka June 12, 2010

shit paper shield

noun. barrier a person, usually suffering from some level of OCD, erects between their bare ass before being seated to drop the kids off at the pool (take a shit). usually construced with toilet paper unless the seat wrappers are provided.

Carl: I got to go drop a deuce!

Heather: don't forget to build your shit paper shield OCD boy.

by DaStalka June 3, 2010

fuckism

to insert the word fuck in a miltisyllable word between syllables to form a new word.

guy: Baby that pussy is fan-fucking-tastic!

Gal: Nice fuckism sweet heart.

Sweet heart the way you hum with my balls in your mouth is Ex-fucking-quisite!

What in the hell were you thinking shit for brains? Are you Re-fucking-tarted?

by DaStalka March 30, 2010

Bellevegas Dirt Blower

the combination of a Chili dog (Cleveland Steamer) followed immediately by a Motor boat. also known locally as the "dirty Tsunami" or the "chocolate milk drinking commando" in Belleville Illinois

"well honey the only time i can cum is when you show me the Bellevegas Dirt Blower. please shat between my ta ta's and hum between my shatted on boobies.

by DaStalka October 23, 2009