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verb. when a female in her birthday suit approaches a bonfire and singes off all her Va Jay J hiar.
Did you see Heather perform her anual Bellevegas bikini wax last night. I still smell the burnt hair, and i bet that Va Jay J is blistered.
by DaStalka May 28, 2010
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the combination of a Chili dog (Cleveland Steamer) followed immediately by a Motor boat. also known locally as the "dirty Tsunami" or the "chocolate milk drinking commando" in Belleville Illinois
"well honey the only time i can cum is when you show me the Bellevegas Dirt Blower. please shat between my ta ta's and hum between my shatted on boobies.
by DaStalka October 23, 2009
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adj. when one must urinate so badly so if they were to adhear to the sole operation of guiding the entire yellow stream into a whales blow hole, the beast would suffocate and technicaly drown. hence whale drowning.
Dude you were in there takin that leak forever, did you drown a whale?
by DaStalka June 09, 2010
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to insert the word fuck in a miltisyllable word between syllables to form a new word.
guy: Baby that pussy is fan-fucking-tastic!

Gal: Nice fuckism sweet heart.

Sweet heart the way you hum with my balls in your mouth is Ex-fucking-quisite!

What in the hell were you thinking shit for brains? Are you Re-fucking-tarted?
by DaStalka March 30, 2010
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noun. barrier a person, usually suffering from some level of OCD, erects between their bare ass before being seated to drop the kids off at the pool (take a shit). usually construced with toilet paper unless the seat wrappers are provided.
Carl: I got to go drop a deuce!

Heather: don't forget to build your shit paper shield OCD boy.
by DaStalka June 03, 2010
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