fucktion

When you are doing Calculus function problems and obviously there's something else on the
mind.

Rick: "What the heck would f(x) equal? I hate fucktions!"
Esteban: "Hahahahaha... nice"
Ms. Rod: "What kind of problems are you guys doing?"
Evan: "That, my friends, is called a Freudian slip... haha."

by A Breed of Sushi January 25, 2009

Fuckuationship

It’s a really really really toxic relationship where one or both parties are getting really fucked mentally or emotionally or all at once to the point they might lose their self-identity

Guy 1 *Standing in front of a mirror*: do I even exist?
Guy 2: Have you been in a fuckuationship lately?

by a fuckuationship victim August 5, 2021

fuckation

A vacation with your FWB (preferably somewhere tropical) where you plan to do nothing but have sex, drink, and lay on the beach.

Next week I'm heading to Jamaica for a fuckation with that booty call I met last month.

by spinnster December 23, 2008

Fuckuation

This is a situation where any available option chosen leads to an undesirable outcome. Most of the time caused by a dumb bitch girlfriend who wants you to do something with her instead of your buddies. You can have fun with your buddies and she will bitch or hang out with her and she bitches anyway. Neither option will please the other party involved.

Man, this new bitch has had Kyle in a fuckuation daily. She’s sucked the will out of Kyle he’s been in a fuckuation so long. We never see him anymore and nobody’s happy.

by Teamcletus December 16, 2022

Urban Fucktionary

When somebody is pissed off, for whatever reason at urban dictionary, they will call it urban fucktionary

Jimmy: Hey man, what's up?

Spike: Don't talk to me Jimmy, I'm pissed off cuz I caught my woman with another man

Jimmy: Well here's something that'll cheer you up, do you know what an Alabama firedragon is?

Spike: I don't care, is that something you found on urban fucktionary? Get a life, loser

by Mr. FuckOff December 21, 2009

Fucktuation

When you or someone else fucks up a situation.

Shawna had a fucktuation when she banged her knee on the counter.

by BBBBBBBBDDDDAAAA November 2, 2012

Fucktional

Used to say that your sexual equipment package is still in working condition after receiving physical trama

Guy 1: Dude you just took a direct hit to your junk! Are you alright?

Guy 2: I think so, everything down there still seems fucktional, i better go see my girlfriend and make sure.

by CHe$+nu+ April 16, 2009