fucktwiddle

Not a part of the English language. The word originates from a text conversation in the mid 2010's between two Audio Visual technicians. It referres to something that is "fucked" or beyond repair.

"The lights were stored in the back hallway". "Are you serious? That's some fucktwiddle shit dawg"

by Sasquatchking December 13, 2016

fucktundle

A Fucktundle is someone who is purely incompetent, fucked up, and can’t do anything correctly.

Guy 1: Tom is such a fucktundle
Guy 2: so is Josh he can’t even hold a spoon correctly

by grassmanofthewest September 7, 2019

fuckpuddle

A loose woman. Her favorite thing to do is fuck and she is similar to a puddle because:
a) She's shallow.
b) She's dirty.
c) She's always wet.
d) Careless people step right on top of her while those with sense avoid her as to not be soiled.

That bitch has already been with three different guys this weekend - what a fuckpuddle.

by OISOISOIS May 29, 2009

fuckpuddle

1.) In Political Debate, an Idiot. It came to me when Debating an especially Irritating Liberal on a message board.

2.) The mess left after vaginal sex.

1.)Are you Ignorant, or simply Dishonest about the Election, fuckpuddle?

2.)Don't forget a towel, I don't want to leave a fuckpuddle on this pool table.

by tha malcontent March 29, 2005

Fuckpuddle

When it is more than a "wet spot". Who gets to sleep in that?

Kristie and "the guy" left quite a fuckpuddle and even the cat wasn't absorbent enough to soak that up.

by dbag3 July 13, 2010

fuckduddle

Twit, fool, idiot, goof.

"How did Alex get all those scratches on his face?"
"He tried to give his cat a bath."
"Really? What a fuckduddle!"

by Bootie November 28, 2012

Fuckcuddle

Part of a spectrum that goes from cuddling to fucking. Cuddling-cuddlefucking-fuckcuddling-fucking.

Excesive sexual cuddling with generous heavy petting.

Me: Dude. I totally fuckcuddled this hawt girl.

Friend: what??

Me: yeah we cuddle and there was definitely some major heavy petting.

by Wonderbread24 November 26, 2017