Fuckstorm

The state of mind in which a person worries so much about whether a member of the opposite likes/loves them, that the simplest of tasks become too difficult to perform.

Friend: What the hell is your problem, Jill?!?! You just put your cat in the microwave and put those frozen burritos outside!!!!!

Jill: No fucking way, I'm such an idiot! I've just been wondering why Chuck hasn't called me. Does he really like me or is he trying to get into my pants?

Friend: Damn, you got a bad Fuckstorm rollin' through your head. Um, are you going to let your pussy out of the microwave?

by SCOOTER January 20, 2013

fuckslop

A slang term for semen. Also known as jizz, jism, cum, dickslop, plate of oysters etc.

I was having sexual relations and I released my fuckslop.

by epic aka the drizzle July 7, 2004

Fuckstonishing

Absolutley astonishing to the point where it's fucked - This word was first created by Taso Du Val and is currently the only result on Google that will come up if you Google "fuckstonishing". Thanks Taso, your creativity is helping mankind progress.

Chris: "Wow, did you see that triple play with the New York Yankees?"

Taso: "Yea, that was absolutley fuckstonishing. Couldn't believe Jeter pulled that off."

Chris: "what?...fuckstonishing?"

by Christos K December 24, 2006

fuckstipated

tr. v. fuck.sti.pat.ed

merger of two separate words, fuck and constipated, to more accurately describe long periods of time without sexual intercourse.

God damn, Kayla, I am seriously fuckstipated here.

by Natron! August 12, 2006

fuckstock

1.a qualitative measure of one's boinkability
2.a 'bot' or 'troll' on FC responsible for random postings of nonsequiturs, such as "kill yourself and fuck the body" and "I will drug you and fuck you"

your fuckstock is ass prone, nutcocker

by :boogiepika: June 16, 2003

fuckstockings

a fools (normally brittish) word for "Godamnit, fuck this."

Also used allot in "FOOL" Christopher Moore.

Pocked realized he had married and shagged his cousin, "Fuckstockings!"

by Z0mbiez! June 9, 2010

fuckerstomp

To pawn someone horribly to the point where they get a heartwrenching painful feeling. It feels as if your soul has been dragged from your body and all life is gone. It is the feeling of leaving any of the Governor's Schools of Excellence.

Leaving PA's Gov School for Science from CMU and feeling the fuckerstomp.
Goddam it im so fuckerstomped.
I fuckerstomped u.
U just got fuckerstomped.

by Barry Loukalla August 5, 2007