Fucknugget

An insult deriving from the use of 'nugget' to refer to an unpleasant small piece of excrement otherwise referred to as a nugget, clagnut or dangleberry made popular in the Viz comic.

Popular use of the word began in the town of Stafford in the UK after it was accidentally blurted out by a man who had intended to call someone a Fuckwit but in his anger confused the word. It has since spread virally across the world after finding a receptive audience on the XBoxLive chat system when trash-talking during online multiplayer games.
"I'm on your team you fucknugget! Throw the grenade at the BLUE guys!"

"I can't believe he crashed his car again, what a fucknugget"
by Mike Furmedge September 12, 2007
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Fucknugget

A small piece of fuck, similar in shape and size to a gold nugget, but with a much more variable selling price. High-quality fucknuggets, such as nuggets of "supermodel fuck" can easily be sold for 7-figure sums, whereas low-quality nuggets, such as "ugly fat drunk fuck" nuggets, are effectively worthless.

Not to be confused with Fuck-McNuggets, a delicious chicken-based food item deep fried in fuck oil.
Greg: "Steve! I found a fucknugget on the ground here!"
Steve: "Greg, this is a only nugget of dumbfuck."
Greg: "Damn. That's boo boo monkey."
by Grent July 23, 2008
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used to refer to a person you think of in a sexual way for some utility (e.g.) to get over an ex. Different than a rebound because you're self-aware.
Person 1: Damn i'm sorry you broke up with Rita but why are you going after Jessie?
Person 2: She's just a fucknugget bro, I just need her to be under me so I can get over Rita.
by gorilladaspinna April 19, 2021
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someone who fucks people and is a tool; really gets on your nerves; wishes they could hang themselves and fuck a duck
Why the hell are you being a fucknugget! Stop following people around and go and fuck a duck
by themakerofthefucknugget May 11, 2011
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A general insult that can be applied to anyone you find disagreeable. Ostensibly, a nugget of fuck.
Your dad is such a fucknugget.
by josh February 16, 2003
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Fucknugget: referring to someone who is a complete and total idiot. i.e someone who doesnt get the point when trying to explain something to them.
ex. Wilson, you are such a fucknugget, shut up and listen.
by PoPoGonnaGetYou August 23, 2005
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a person who has neither legs or arms and is used purely for sexual gratification, the person usually resembles a small nugget with a head
hey dave heard you made it last night with that disabled chick.
yeah man that fucknugget was an animal
by fucknugget4life May 03, 2011
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