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fuckception

1 a series of incompetence ,

2 worse than a " fuck up " as there is usually more than one

3 a fuck up inside a fuck up inside a fuck up

4 the Australian Labour Party

5 some times incorrectly known as a cluster fuck as a fuckception is more severe than a simple cluster fuck

6 the instance where someone comes to you to solve a seemingly simple problem made ridiculously difficult because the person waited till the last moment to act on the problem and has resulted in multiple problems associated to the original ie lack of time or money or resources or all being an issue

7 usually created by people who think they know what they are doing even though previous instances have shown they dont have a clue
p1 : i have a problem
P2: ok simple do this

p1: ok but to do that i need this

p2: ok well go get one

p1: but the place that has them is shut till monday

p2: then go get it on monday

p1: but i have ----- on monday and i need it before then or for then

p2: when did you first know about this ?
p1: a few weeks

p2: mmmmfffffffff!
and that is one example of a fuckception !
by bvvvvt January 1, 2012
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Fuckception

When you mess with someones mind over a topic that isn’t really accurate in a bid to make it reality
Mate I bumped into your ex last night and it was nice to see her. She never mentioned you though which was weird. #fuckception
by snosrap1 July 13, 2019
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fuckcetious

when a person claims s/he would fuck another person but in fact would not.
1.
Bro 1: Yeah, I would tap that.
Bro 2: Man, stop being fuckcetious.
2.
Bro 1: You said you would sleep with her the other night!
Bro 2: Dude, it was fuckcetious!
by athenagirl1000 August 20, 2012
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Fuckcest

a word I somehow made up after butchering the word " stepsister "

bro do NOT look ts up on Google THERES SO MUCH PORN
" dude what is fuckcest ??? "

" porn . "

" oh...ok dude....yeah.........so hows the divorce going man , I mean I know its been rough on you and the kids..plus I cant imagine how your wife feels "
by felixis67 July 31, 2025
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