fuckcard

/fək kahrd/

Noun.

1. A calling card for anyone whose business primarily involves fucking others, e.g. prostitutes, politicians, lawyers, etc.
2. A card from any card game designed to fuck with your head or empty your wallet.

That game might have 15% black cards and 85% white cards but they are 100% fuckcards. I'd tell you the name of the game but the fucktards that run the company had their dipshit lawyers send me a C&D letter so I can't. If you need the name of the lawyer I'm sure I have her fuckcard around here somewhere.

by Len Bakerloo January 19, 2019

fuckable

If you know that “to fuck” a person is to have sex with him/her, you automatically understand that a fuckable person is one that you would like to fuck. Accordingly is an unfuckable person a person that you don't want to fuck at all. A refuckable person is a person you would like to fuck again, while an unrefuckable person is one that you don't want to fuck again. You know the meaning of all these words by virtue of your knowledge of the individual morphemes fuck, re-, -able and un- and the rules for their combination.

Look at her, so god damn fuckable!

by MessyLiter November 20, 2010

fuckabilitiness

The probability of someone getting fucked.

Fred:Hey Ferdi, what is the fuckabilitiness of that girl?
Ferdi:Man what the hell is that, her fuckability is 90%.

In this example, we see that the girl's fuckibilitiness is 90%.

by Ferdi Tackinlar December 9, 2007

Fuckable meat

Meat(human being) that is being able to be fucked.

You look like a cut of fuckable meat. Are you?

by Iljuh December 21, 2020

fuckadog

a term used to express ones anger or disapointment.

the patriots lost the superbowl..... fuckadog

by the hulk man August 15, 2008

Fuckabyte

1 fuckabyte can store all information that could be eventually produced on earth .

Just bought a 1 fuckabyte HD. Not enought for my midget-eskimo porn folder, thou

by Gestobando December 13, 2010

fuccard

A fakely Britishized, faux refinement of the obscenity "fucker." Used the same way, it conveys the same sentiment through a veneer of eloquence and/or respectability. This variation has the added benefit of slipping past profanity filters. Can be used as a genuine alternative or just for the sake of novelty.

Those clever fuccards!
Look at this jerk, this fuccard right here.

by Those Clever Fuccards May 27, 2021