fuck ton 

Two handfuls of substance

Customer: "Hey dude, can I get a fuck ton of ketchup."
Employee: "Sure, here you go." (hands customer two handfuls of ketchup).

fuck ton by mr.speg January 3, 2009

fuck ton 

a little more than, or equal to, a ton of anything. However the ton is compressed into something no bigger than a 6 inch by 6 inch cube, throwing off the impression of being heavier than it is.

compressed anything.

i like stephanie a fuck ton.

theres a fuck ton of birds around here.

fuck ton by Steve ace of lace June 27, 2006

Fuck Ton 

37 gigabytes. If not applicable to data, the smallest unit of something is determined as a bit. e.g. A Fuck Ton of ants; one ant would be a bit. Eight bits to a byte, so on and so forth. That's a lot of ants.

That's a fuck ton of lasagna!

Fuck Ton by ExLxF November 1, 2008

Fuck ton 

Exactly 10 shitloads or two complete fuckloads

Man, we laid a fuck ton of bricks today...we've still got a couple of shitloads to lay tomorrow and we'll be done with that job!

Fuck ton by Dcor388 August 4, 2021

Fuck ton 

Term of measurement describing a large quantity of a singular item. See also: fuck load

The Captain has a fuck ton of hoodies.

Fuck ton by Denise.Jean17 February 27, 2024

Fuck-ton 

Fuck-ton is used to express an outrageous amount of something.
Quite a bit more than a Shit Load or a Shit-ton.

I just got hit for a Fuck-ton of damage.

Fuck-ton by shinakuma November 4, 2004

Fuck-ton 

Alot of something. It is a combination of fuck and ton.
so instead of "a ton of stuff" you say "a fuck-ton of stuff"

Damn, you have a fuck-ton of cavities...I'm going to have to take these out.

Fuck-ton by Vivianna April 4, 2008