national fuck a toaster day

National fuck a toaster day is where you fuck a toaster with your pp or a strapon

Ohh yeahh toaster you feel this now ohhh my pp but hope you like this toaster since it's national fuck a toaster day

by Toaster69420 June 7, 2020

Fuck Mothering Toaster Strudel

That one little smug son of a bitch that will stick itself up your mothers' anus

Toaster Strudel: "Oh fuck yeah, johnny's mother is home, and taking off her clothes; time to dive in!"

"Oh, damn! that fuck mothering toaster strudel sent itself up my mom's ass again!"

by J_3_T January 13, 2017

taste the rainbow fuck

The legendary Taste the Rainbow Fuck is when you bring home a hot little slut, spread her flaps, and stuff and a few bags of skittles. Then you fuck her brains out and leave a huge load of man chowder. You then make her spread her legs wide and you take a big soup spoon and slide it in her coochie and fish out a big gooey spoonful which you feed to her.

Yo bro. Guess what I did to Jennabea last night? I gave her the Taste the Rainbow Fuck and set a new record with four bags of skittles. Then I got her to eat three spoonfuls and she licked it clean! She tasted my rainbow!!!!

by Miltythecheese June 10, 2017

fucktastrophe

An event involving several IT System or Hardware failures in a short period of time. Usually marked by a several-million to one chance of occurance.

Will usually produce trembles, tremors and nervous ticks in upper level IT managers.

We lost a load balancer and two servers today! It was a total fucktastrophe!

by seevo315 April 13, 2011

Fucktastic

1. Saying that something is 'fucking fantastic'.
2. Used in sarcasm.

1. Gosh that sex last night was fucktastic!!
2. She's not leaving? Oh thats just fucktastic!

by Brade June 30, 2011

Fucktastrophe

1) adj. An event or action that occurs that is so wrong/horrible that it creates hostile emotions from multiple people that may/ or may not have been involved.

2) adj. A larger catastrophe than a catastrophe

Dude A, "Did you see that Octo-mom had 8 kids?"

Dude B, "Yeah! And she already had 6 kids and NO job and NO Husband!"

Dude A, "Now we get to pay taxes for those bastards"

Dude B, "What a Fucktastrophe!"

by DudeA March 2, 2009

Fucktastrophy

When your shit is so messed up, it aint just fucked up, it's a Fucktastrophy

After the crazy party last night, there were so many beer bottles and trash laying around, it was a Fucktastrophy.

His girlfriend came over last night to break up with him. She beat him down so low it was quite the Fucktastrophy.

by jennlm August 14, 2009