fuck me up the ass and call me stupid

A phrase of utter and complete shock and surprise in the most extreme sense.

Bro: Hey, Donald Trump won the election!
Other bro: Well, fuck me up the ass and call me stupid.

by ZenTam May 28, 2018

fuck me up a tree

when a situation is really bad and you just can't deal with it anymore.

My car was stolen, my cat is sick, and I just set off the fire alarm trying to make a cookie. Fuck me up a tree!

by SusanCole December 1, 2013

fuck me up and call me daddy

Its when a vagina is having a lickwith a sausage and the sausage says ohhh lick me bitch oooh fuck me honeyyyyyyy i am your daddy now

Ohh he is such a daddy ohhh ohhh yeahh. Fuck me up and call me daddy

by Oh dadddddddddyyyyyyy January 15, 2018

Fuck me up the ass like a Catholic Priest

To take unfair advantage, such as in business negotiations, while seizing the moral high ground.

Bob: I can purchase the equipment you’re selling at a lower price AND from an environmentally conscious supplier.
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!

by Worthy_sojourner September 4, 2021

fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest

To take unfair advantage of someone, such as in business negotiations, while seizing the moral high ground.

Bob: We can purchase the equipment at a lower price AND from an environmentally conscious supplier.
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t try to fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!

by Worthy_sojourner September 4, 2021

fuck me up fam

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Fuck me up fam!!!

by LIVER RYA February 27, 2017

Fuck me up fam

A commonly drunk cocktail persisting of 1 shot of amertto 1 shot of jäger 1 shot of vodka 1 shot of rum 1 shot of port poured over the back of a shot glass filled with energy drink

Oi Luke make us a fuck me up fam

by Admart June 9, 2018