Fuck My Life

A common phrase used by many unfortunate people. This phrase gained popularity from the epic movie Superbad (fat mexican who hates life). It is a common phrase used by 4 members of the 3rd Floor Whores RB, SC, AB, and FA. It is used when a person is under heavy stress or pressure, or just walked out of a brutal exam/test or just did something really retarded and regrets it.

FA: Don't worry, we won't lose late marks for this assignment.
RB: Okay we better not.
FA: My bad, we lost 20% off our mark...
RB: Fuck my life.

SC: What the fuck was that? (regarding chemistry exam)
AB: I guessed on half the questions, fuck my life.

by SwiftRich March 17, 2008

fuck my life

When something or or several unlucky things happen to you and you just hate it. If you don't want to take shit from your life anymore, you say "fuck my life."

Tom just found out that he owes a lot of money to companies. On top of that, he has a huge deadline soon that he knows he can't make. Also, his girlfriend is really getting on his nerves lately. Tom is fed up with the shit that his life and luck has shat on him, so Tom said "Fuck my life."

by Wolves At My Door July 20, 2013

fuck my life

A phrase commonly used by those who are distressed, under significant pressure, or greatly depressed about something.

I completely failed that final, and it was worth like 200 points! Ahh fuck my life.

Bobby will never like me because I'm not popular. oh, fuck my life. :(

I hella wanna go to that concert but it's completely sold out. fuck my life.

by piccolio October 10, 2007

Fuck your life up

Give u a child

“Boy I will fuck your life up stop playing wimmie”

by babyboob March 8, 2020

Fuck Yo' Life Nigga

What Rick James or Dave Chappelle would say when he kills someone.

FUCK YO' LIFE NIGGA *Stomps on the chest of the body

by Sho December 9, 2004

Fuck My Life

A term used by someone to display exclamation at their own or someone else's misfortune. Also abbreviated as FML.

- In the morning after a sleepover -

1st Guy: *Wakes up with sheets stuck to his face*

2nd Guy: Mate I just had the greatest wank ever.

1st Guy: Fuck My Life.

by Aviate March 20, 2009

fuck your life

To let someone know there life is fucked, or there life should be fucked.

Hey Bobby the raiders won so fuck your life.

by Drunkenmaster October 13, 2006