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Adam: Imma Bang Jessica
Jay: Actually?
Adam: Yeah! Didn't you hear it National Fuck Your Crush Day Tommorow
Jay: Imma bang lana then.
by p7sssta1n March 26, 2021
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Intense gravity-driven fucking prompted by cloning too many custies.
So I put this the crush fuck on this mudkin at an ohio party and then my dick fell off.
by This is Ohio party. May 21, 2009
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The day to fuck your crush. Skip the small talk get straight to fuckin.
“Hey Sarah”
“Yeah?”
“Its november 10th, national fuck your crush day!”
“Oh bet”
by Stretch47 November 3, 2020
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Hey can we fuck?
Uhh why?
Because it’s National fuck your crush day
Wooow that was smooth... sure
by Definitionwriter.org February 26, 2021
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This is the day that the truth will be heard. We have all been wanting to say it, and say it loud. Let your lying , using , slut whore, frumpy Ex girlfriend know........it’s National no one gives a flying fuck about your crush day
Hey Frumpy, you realize it’s National no one gives a flying fuck about your crush day? So take that silver scat home, and clean his litter box. It’s smells like your breath.
by GIRTHQUAKE72 December 30, 2019
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That time when the night is coming to an end, when girls have had enough of dancing with their friends and realise that if they don't find someone now, they're not going to get laid tonight.

The time varies from city to city, depending on how late your bars are open, but generally between midnight and 2am. During this time, girls are more open to the idea of doing bad things with you and more likely to go home with you
Johnny was sad because he hadn't met a girl that night, but then realised it was fuckrush and quickly found himself one to take home.
by Ross 'Dex' Currie October 11, 2009
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A Smuckers Uncrustables that has literally been fucked. Used in unison with cromulent.
“Would you say you are a cromulent fuckcrustable Aaron.” And “is that a fuckcrustable,”
by Bovid January 10, 2022
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