Tootie Fruitie Putie

45’s secret code nickname for his good buddy, Vladimir.

How’s my Tootie Fruitie Putie today?

by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2019

fruitgender

it is not real. It is fake. Stfu if u identify as it, you're a fucking joke. Please grow up and stop making fun of the LGBTQIA+ thank you.

"Hey bro, did u hear of that dumb ass who identifies as fruitgender?"

by gay_!!!!!! May 28, 2021

fruitsexual

a sexuality; being sexually attracted to fruit

Dude,that pineapple is really turning me fruitsexual right now!

by bath & body work it November 26, 2014

Frustee

A reliable unit of measure for feelings of Frustration.
1000 Frustees = 30 second unskippable Youtube Ad

Alice: Babe? Have you found the condoms yet? I'm at 2000 Frustees here.
Greg: *Searching frantically* I'M OVER 9000!!

by HappyGoLuckyGoldFish February 4, 2016

fruitella

A dutch candy, made from milk and fruit extracts.
They come in cube forms.
pronounced "frautella"

Hey , can you give a fruitella? i'm hungry as a mofo

by Scrpzr June 22, 2006

Con the fruiterer

A stereotype of a Greek person in Australian vernacular.
Originated on the television programme "The Comedy Company" - an overly ethnic Greek fruiterer, played by the actor Mark Mitchell. "Con the fruiterer's" most famous catchphrase is "Coupla days!"

"That bloody wog, hasn't learn a bit of English. Still speaks like bloody Con the fruiterer."

by William Richey November 13, 2003

Fruitless Grind

When a group of guys go out to pick up chicks only to come home empty handed.

How was the club last night? Did you meet any hoes?

Nah, we were on the fruitless grind.

by therizza December 29, 2012