Fruitbat

A state of laser-focused fixation on the excessive and irresponsible consumption of mangos, specifically of the "Milton" variety (see Milton Mango). To go "Full Fruitbat" is to consume two or more six-packs in one sitting whilst listening to Shannon Noll's "Unbroken" album on repeat.

"Barters was recovering nicely from his alcohol addiction until Southern Sky popped on the radio. It was at that time the big man went full fruitbat on Steve-o's stash and was last seen en route to the Alex Hills Hotel."

by alfstewart4lyf April 30, 2019

fruitloop dingus

Someone who is nerdy and stupid who gets on your nerves by their chipmunk cheeks and their inability to be a good player. Made popular by Zach Rance on #BigBrother #bb16

Zach: I've nominated you Nicole and you Victoria for eviction... ya fruitloop dingus

by shadyboots88 August 1, 2014

Fruitbat

Drinking method, the act of being held upside down whilst downing a beer or or fruity alcoholic beverage of your choice.

“You should do a fruitbat when you drink that!”

by tomfreeman20 October 7, 2020

Fruitbatgate

The academic version of sexual banter in the workplace, or dressing up sexual harassment as scientific discussion. Derived from a case in which a sexually frustrated male lecturer "discussed" oral sex amongst fruitbats in a suggestive manner with a female colleague.

Often confused with academic freedom or an attack on evolutionists.

(The initial paper on oral sex prolonging copulation in fruitbats, by Gareth Jones et al, won an IgNobel award in 2010).

When I told her how two bonobos would sort it out, I never expected another fruitbatgate.

by Class of 64 November 1, 2010

Fruitbomb

Fruitbomb. A wine that is loaded with explosive fruit on the palate and nose. A fruit-forward wine that gives the sensory experience of consuming powerful fruit.

This Cabernet Sauvignon is a real fruitbomb.

Wow, taste this wine, it's a fruitbomb!

by Doctor Fruitbomb July 4, 2009

Canadian Fruitbowl

When a man tucks his tackle between his legs to give the impression he has a vagina. The view from behind is known as a Canadian Fruitbowl

"Look darling, I have a vagina...." She replies "look at the back.... it's a Canadian Fruitbowl"

by DBeast February 28, 2009

fruitbowl

when a guy tucks his twig and berries back by his crack when mooning someone, which ends up looking like a banana and some apples (or oranges, if you prefer) coming out of a fruitbowl!

Johnny showed the car next to him his fruitbowl.

by Thunder Dan May 26, 2004