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suck the skin off a frozen chicken

the intense ability to give powerful, mind-bending head. A person who can suck the skin off a frozen chicken has sucking cock and balls down to a modern art form.
Jen Jen is an all-star cock sucker. She can suck the skin off a frozen chicken. Once she sucked a dude off for a cough drop.
by jjrubadub April 18, 2010
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frozen mixed vegetable cocks

Anything that Randy has serious difficulty with, also used as a stand in for "OH SHIT" or "FUCK"
*Randy burns himself on an oven*
Randy: "Frozen mixed vegetable cocks!"
by dat nigga yoyo July 9, 2016
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frozen suicide

Drinking the biggest slushie to can find(usually the one bigger than your head) in as little time possible.
Spenny tried a frozen suicide at the Husky in Morinville.
by RED I May 16, 2006
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Frozenpocalypse

The Frozen Fandom shows their Insanity through the Frozenpocalypse. They did this because they were tired of waiting for the Film. The Frozenpocalypse is usually consists of Really Bad Photo Edits, Frozen Doll comics, Strange Photo comics, and even a fake photo show.
"So have you heard about that person who started the Frozenpocalypse?"
"OMG, the Frozenpocalypse is tearing my life apart!"
"And to your left, you can see the Frozen Fandom losing their minds to what they call the Frozenpocalypse."
by Le Toyboy November 13, 2013
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Frozen Blow

Coca-Cola Icee beverage regularly found at theaters and quickie marts. Blow is a common slang term for cocaine, which increased in popularity and awareness after the Johnny Depp/Penelope Cruz movie of the same name, Blow. Cocaine was an original ingredient in Coca- Cola, thus the name, Frozen Blow.
Concession Employee: "Sir, what kind of tasty beverage would like during the showing of your movie tonight?"

You: "I will have a large Frozen Blow, please."
by TappanDatAzz December 23, 2012
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Frozen Assets

Frozen Assets - noun

1.
The result of putting your money in the fridge.

2.
In the Business and Finance World an Asset is the name given to any form of economic resource that can be owned.
These range from stocks, bonds, trademarks, computer programs/software to buildings, equipment and even high value personnel.

Frozen Assets is the name given to Toxic Assets that have ceased to function.

3.
In the dating world Assets refer to a persons, positive, features.

While the term encompasses all of a persons features it is typically used to refer to physical features, especially on women and especially when referring to her posterior and/or curves.

Think: "ASS-ets"
These assets can change relatively rapidly. For example: if the person puts on or loses weight/muscle. They are not fixed.

Frozen Assets are, therefore, features that do/can not change readily.
Generally non-physical features such as intelligence, personality traits, social, athletic and/or academic abilities etc...
1.
I put my money in the fridge. I got the idea when I heard "Frozen Assets" on CNBC :D

2.
Halifax has lots of Frozen Assets

3.
A woman with an M.D. is, obviously, intelligent.
The degree and her smarts are Frozen Assets

A person who is charismatic and makes friends easily has charisma as one of their Frozen Assets

Check out her assets!
You've got lovely assets
by rzhhhh November 14, 2011
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Frozen Yogurt

Person 1: Where did Evan go?
Person 2: To get some Frozen Yogurt.
Person 1: What a bitch ass nigga!
by D Ten June 15, 2015
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