Frito Duster

The long hairs in between a dog's toe pads

Bruiser got his frito dusters stuck in mud again!

by chubbabun January 18, 2022

Fritzl's Dilemma

1/ Would you fuck your mum to save your dad (for males)
2/ Would you fuck your dad to save your mum (for females)

i.e Do you know Fritzl's Dilemma?
'no'
How much do you love your mum?
'lots'
would you fuck your dad to save her?
??????????????????

by challengertank August 11, 2009

Make like Frito's and dip

A horribly cheesy way to exclaim your intentions to leave.
Typically used by hot girls to make themselves seem funny/cuter. Can be used in conjunction with slang to boost the lol-factor. The cheesier the better.

1: "Hey guys lets make like frito's and dip"

2: "Aye doo, we gon make like fritos an dip yo."

3: "What it do homeslice ima make like frito's and dip."

by SZfiftyfour July 16, 2011

If You Give a Dumbfuck a Frito

A children’s book written and illustrated by Brewstew Films about giving a rat a Frito and a whole bunch of shit and losing your wife and house

If You Give a Dumbfuck a Frito

by Ziblicksom32 July 27, 2023

son of a bean dipped mother frito

a phrase that is used to replace the phrase "son of a bitch mother fucker!"

Bob: Uhh, timmy, i accidentely ate ur fudgie brownie, sorry
Timmy: Son of a bean dipped mother frito!
Bob: Hey! That almost sounded dirty mister!

by Adam Carrizales June 30, 2008

dirty frito pie

its when you use your girl ass as a bowl and dump warm chili and fritos and cheese and eat it out her ass.

i just gave my girl a dirty frito pie and it was messy as hell ruined all my bed sheets cuz it was too hot.

by Lboogie69 August 19, 2014

dinkle frits

some one who messes up, a lot or tends to fail, at tasks forgetful, space case, burnt

chelsea you are being such a dinkle frits

by reptar is gonna sodomize you December 26, 2010