Fraggle

A young, often homeless meth head of either gender in the Baltimore/Wash DC area usually tied to the gay community, however not always gay themselves. These "kids" (ranging in age 18-35) can be seen various hours day and night wandering the streets of DC looking for their next shot-or a couch upon to crash having been kicked from their last hangout. 1-on-1 they aren't too bad, but as a group they are generally trouble. Wherever they appear, the police (who know them all by name) aren't far behind-most likely following them to see where their source originates. In a good year, the Fraggles find 1-2 people with whom they can move into their homes and live for free until the person (usually a dealer) is busted and immediately robbed by the Fraggles, who then move on to their next victim. Most Fraggles have numerous psychological problems (many believe their insanity will keep them out of prison) in addition to their addiction, not to mention high rates of STD's. They will call at any hour repeatedly, but never from the same number twice. If you live in their path they will appear at your door, unannounced and with numerous new friends for a variety of reasons. If they cannot get past your front desk security they will create a scene in the lobby, or scream at the top of their lungs, regardless the hour, from the street below your bldg until you allow entry -or whoever they believe you have with you exits. They're profusely sorry following such events until the next occurrence.

"Those two bitches got in another fight over that Fraggle they both claim is their boyfriend again."

"Wait!? Which boyfriend? The dude that the fat bitch has had three different restraining orders against in the past three months? The gay dude?"

"Yes, that guy. It doesn't matter....they are all Fraggles anyway!"

by Tenoc August 20, 2012

fraggle

A fraggle is a type of muppet found on "Fraggle Rock" a Jim Henson show that first aired in 1983.

Fraggle Rock was about a society of cute, fuzzy, brightly-colored creatures who live behind the baseboard of Doc the Inventor's workshop and greatly interested Doc's dog, Sprocket. Their main enemies are Gorgs and they recieved their wisdom from Marjorie, the Trash Heap, who lives in the Gorg's territory.

The Fraggles spend their days laughing, splashing, running, singing, playing games, and telling jokes. They live by a simple care-free code:

"Dance your cares away,
worries for another day,
let the music play,
down at Fraggle Rock."

Wembley, Red and Gobo are fraggles from Fraggle Rock.

by Megan August 8, 2004

fraggle stick car

An all encompassing term to represent mystery presents which children request and no one knows what they are, and neither can the child identify what exactly it is.

Taken from the movie Bad Santa.

"What do you want?"
"Fraggle stick car."
"The fuck is that?"

by Eric Vaughn June 24, 2008

fraggle tits

1. oddly shaped boobs with different sized nipples or two different breast sizes.

2. an expression used to insult someone who just pulled a dick move.

mary looks so hot-steve

No dude she has major fraggle tits-jeff

look from over here-jeff

ewwww-steve

by thebreastexaminer April 10, 2010

egyptian fraggle juggler

an african circus craftsman that juggles premature negro infants in a ring of fire for watermelon and grape soda.

shazaam and jamel went to the circus to see thet egyptian fraggle juggler.

by shnarf May 26, 2008

fraggle shaggle

Fraggle Shaggle is to agree strongly. It could also mean to Hurt someone in a sexual way.

1. Dude, I am totally with you. Fraggle Shaggle all the way!
2. I'm gonna fucking Fraggle Shaggle your ass!

by Shazamarok January 1, 2008

fraggle rock

london slang term for the medical wing in prison people who are there are offen given powerful medication which turns them into zombies, they are then refferd to as fraggles

yeah Tom hes a nutter, hes in Fraggle rock, hes well fraggled now.

by grumpyboy September 26, 2005