The act of dieting during daylight hours and indiscriminately foraging any semblance of food when the sun goes down.
Adam had a salad for dinner, but he was caught in the middle of the night soft shoeing into the kitchen and Freeting that half an apple pie.
by Claude bawls September 20, 2015
Get the Freeting mug.It looks like you're texting someone, when really you're just hitting random buttons on your phone to make it seem like you're doing something and have friends to talk to, to avoid looking like a loser or a loner. It's often done when you're alone in public places, or when you're with a bunch of people you don't really know.
Nick: Hey, tell Jake to come and talk to us instead of texting everyone else.
Jon: His texting is blocked, he's probably just fexting so he doesn't look like a loser in front of Nicole. I mean he's too shy to talk to her, but he doesn't want to look like he's bored and has no friends.
Jon: His texting is blocked, he's probably just fexting so he doesn't look like a loser in front of Nicole. I mean he's too shy to talk to her, but he doesn't want to look like he's bored and has no friends.
by Joe S. M January 11, 2009
Get the fexting mug.A person texts so much, to the extent that it becomes regular excersize and said person's hands and arms become very muscular.
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Get the flexting mug.by PoleZero April 1, 2009
Get the frenting mug.a text sent by a girl (usually to another girl) full of fakeness. Being fake includes pretending to like her when you really just want to punch her in the face, complimenting her when really you're just making fun of her, and/or saying you need to hang out when really you'd rather stab yourself in the eye.
Another other forms of being fake are also considered fexting when they are sent via text.
Another other forms of being fake are also considered fexting when they are sent via text.
Lisa: "I hate that bitch but I need my stuff back. I'm fexting her."
Fext sent: "hey girl it's been way too long! We need a date soon! I miss your face :)"
Real text meaning: "I hate your fucken face but I want what is mine so hurry up and fext me back so we can pretend to be friends one last time."
Lisa after fexting: "We were just fexting and we're meeting for drinks tomorrow. God I hate that fucken bitch."
Fext sent: "hey girl it's been way too long! We need a date soon! I miss your face :)"
Real text meaning: "I hate your fucken face but I want what is mine so hurry up and fext me back so we can pretend to be friends one last time."
Lisa after fexting: "We were just fexting and we're meeting for drinks tomorrow. God I hate that fucken bitch."
by fexter October 12, 2011
Get the fexting mug.Striking a body builder-like pose while sending a text message. Quite common on the beaches of California but also observed at North Avenue Beach in Chicago.
After a workout at Muscle Beach, Win, ripped and glistening with sweat, was flexting some girl he met at the club last night.
by win williams March 26, 2009
Get the flexting mug.When you're at a meeting and it's for somereason incredibly cold. You can put on whatever you want but it'll still be cold until you reach the point of no return and you're burning, causing the awkward shifts and everyone staring at you. This could pertain elsewhere, such as in a classroom where you're tired and the cold of course amplifies it.
J: Man I was in a total freeting. I'd rather be incased in ice.
Ric: I was in a heeting yesterday.
J: What the fuck's a heeting?
Ric: For another time.
Ric: I was in a heeting yesterday.
J: What the fuck's a heeting?
Ric: For another time.
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