Freud 

Did he put his finger on it or did I put his dead finger on it?

Hym “I mean... Freud didn’t say that the broader community was affected (effected? Son of a bitch 🤦 ♂️ I really have to learn the difference) by a combination of Oedipal complex and Narcissism though... I did. 💀👉 Boop! That’s me moving his dead finger and booping the problem on the nose. Boop! See that? Boop!”

Freud by Hym Iam October 4, 2022

Freud rage

A negative, over the top reaction to a self inflicted accident in a puzzle game.

When Jim was playing Tetris, he dropped a "T" in the wrong place and went into a fit of Freud rage.

Freud rage by TheEVOL1 February 4, 2009

Freud's Wet Dream

The phrase is commonly said when a person has a "Freudian Slip".

Boy A: "I can't wait till I'm sexteen".
Boy B: "Don't you mean sixteen".
Boy A: "Oh crap woops".
Boy B: "Dude you would be Freud's wet dream".

Freud's Wet Dream by The Big LeGasp February 23, 2011

freud-it-up 

my freaking awesome term for going to therapy.

xXMeSSeDUPXx: hey
oxDYSFUNCTIONALxo: ...hi
xXMeSSeDUPXx: whats up
oxDYSFUNCTIONALxo: i gotta go freud-it-up soon
xXMeSSeDUPXx: ok, don't talk about me there
oxDYSFUNCTIONALxo: o believe me i will
xXMeSSeDUPXx: ok
oxDYSFUNCTIONALxo: bye

freud-it-up by kristin-rox-ur-socks September 19, 2008

Freud's couch

Your therapist/psychiatrist's office

Why does going to Freud's couch cost so much? :(. No wonder some people have a negative relationship with their shrink.

Freud's couch by Uncle Dimma June 13, 2021

Freud You 

Based on sigmund Freud’s theory that children born are sexually attracted to their mothers when young, it is equivalent to the saying “go fuck your mother.”

Jimmy: Carl your so fat
Carl: Freud you jimmy. Your lucky your mom is hot
Jimmy: I don’t fuck my mother you pervert

Freud You by Derkadurr December 18, 2021

Sigmund Freud 

An Austrian neurologist who did a shit load of cocaine and smoked a shit load of cigars. Some of his contributions to the world include accusing kids of wanting to engage in coitus with their parents and trying to interpret dreams in a very fucked up way. He eventually got oral cancer and died.

Kid: What's wrong with me Dr. Freud?
Sigmund Freud: Well I think you're competing against your father for sexual attention from your mother.

Sigmund Freud by freudianslipmyass April 29, 2014