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Freshers flu

When people come together at the start of term bringing with them germs from all over the country. The result is a form of cold or cough or general feeling of illnes
John: i feel awful
Mary: must be freshers flu
by Toni P September 29, 2006
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freshershest

Super-fresh. Being of the utmost freshness.
This new Old Spice is the freshershest deodorant I have ever used.
by Matsuflex March 21, 2010
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freshperson

(pl. freshpersons)
1. The politically correct way to say freshman
Random person's rant:
When I heard that it is politically incorrect to call first year high school students freshman, I couldn't believe my ears. Now they are to be called freshpeople! (Singular-freshperson)
by ogmygom January 22, 2006
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Freshers decline

1) The trend of university freshers getting shitter each year, i.e. participating in less extra-curricular activity, going out less, lowered promiscuity

2) The trend seen with university clubs and societies, in which attendance from fresher members of the group declines to negligible levels over the semester(s)
Person A: Attendance from freshers has tanked the past couple of months
Person B: Yeah man, freshers decline is a bitch
by Equinsu ocha April 20, 2019
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Freshershist

The ultimate freshness. Nearly the only way to achive this is with Old Spice. It is the Chuck Norris of freshness.

The only known people to have this are Bruce Campell, Isaiah Mustafa and Terry Crews
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Freshershist

or

"I used Old Spice this morning"
"I can tell, your pits are the Freshershist I have ever seen!"
by Old MacSpice May 20, 2010
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freshers week rash

The small rash on one's wrist from the numerous freshers week wristbands worn during freshers week.
Student 1: Aren't you going to wash your hands?
Student 2: No, it'll irritate my freshers week rash.
by Abrewdonian September 25, 2010
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Freshers Flu

British Uni slang for what is almost certainly Syphilis
John: I think I have Freshers Flu.
Me: No John, you just have Syphilis
by DaddyLush September 17, 2017
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