Frasterbating

Frustrated masterbating, eather due to the inablility to reach orgasm wile masterbating or when masterbating to alleviate the frustrations from a hard days work. (alternative spelling Frusterbating)

"Man he has been frasterbating all night when is he going to finish?"
"Damn I'm sick of our boss, I'm going to go frasterbate all over his lunch."

by Frasterbator April 22, 2009

Fapsterpiece

A combination of the words fap and masterpiece. Generally held to be an excellent example of materials that can be used to masturbate.

(friend booty dancing on skype)

Me: You should do that for your boyfriend. it would be fapsterpiece.

by NYCtyisweriwnt2b June 6, 2011

fripster

An overpriveleged, conservative asshole whose early-twenties "rebellious stage" entails but is not limited to: hard drug experimentation, attempts to participate in the indie/electronic scene, and pretending to tolerate people of different ethnicities, views, and sexual orientations.

Was that Range Rover blasting an Arcade Fire song? Must be another fucking fripster.

I saw some kids in pink polos doing ecstacy at that show last night. Fripsters are ruining this town's music scene.

by blue eggs May 13, 2010

fapster

A man or woman who has a unique but natural constant obsession with hitting meat.

"since she has become widowed she has become a fapster"

by Isunbbh May 21, 2017

fapster

someone who wanks (faps) a lot.

"dude your such a fapster, your floors are all dirty and the carpets are stained"

by fapFAPfap September 3, 2012

Fapster

A new Generation-Z definition of a man/boy who masturbates more than twice a day which is not normal.

Ayush.S: Woah look at that thick a** that girl has

Me: Fap off to that you bloody Fapster

by Agent Norton December 3, 2022

Fripster

A duchebag who cant decide if he is fratty or a hipster. Either dresses fratty and listens to indie music or is really a hipster, but thinks he is a "Fratstar"

That douche is a total fripster, he doesnt even know what he is.

by Jack theR ipper March 24, 2010