Frankenstein Stocks

Refers to an investment strategy where declining stocks are assembled, akin to Victor Frankenstein combining different body parts for his creature. The term encompasses the concept of creating a portfolio from various declining stocks, with the metaphorical "lightning" representing external catalysts or stimuli that are anticipated to revive the value of the assembled assets.

Person A: "Have you heard of 'Frankenstein stocks' in investing?"
Person B: "No, what's that?"
Person A: "It's like picking declining stocks and hoping they come back to life, similar to how Victor Frankenstein put together different body parts for his monster."

by TheRandomStock January 20, 2024

Frankenstein That Shit

Frankenstein that shit is when you go to a grave yard, dig up a body and have sex with it until it comes to life and then you yell "IT'S ALIVE!!!!!"

Last night we drove past the grave yard and we totally saw some dude Frankenstein that shit!!! It was really creepy, have you ever heard the screams of the undead?! Yeah it was kinda like that.

by Ahwatukee George May 18, 2008

Frankenstein Girls Will Seem Strangely Sexy

an awesome album by the punk band mindless self indulgence

i like Frankenstein Girls Will Seem Strangely Sexy
Hey i do too i want their vinyl so freeeeaking bad..

by greenbean219 April 16, 2022

Smoke A Frankenstein

To smoke a page of Mary Shellys book "Frankenstein", with hedge leaves and tobacco.

1)Dude, That frankenstein is crazy! Roll me another!
2)Let's go smoke a frankenstein

by Not_Callum September 17, 2005

Frankenstein Penis

A circumcised penis with a scar on the shaft and a gutted frenulum.

Look at the poor guy tug on his mutilated Frankenstein Penis. Glad I’m uncircumcised I hear they don’t get as much pleasure.

by Where is my foreskin May 25, 2020

Frankenstein Deck

A Frankenstein Deck is a slide deck or PowerPoint file made up of slides borrowed from other seemingly random decks. It is usually characterized by constant changes in tense, fonts, and background color.

I'm having a hard time following this Frankenstein Deck - none of the background images are consistent, and it seems like some parts were written for different versions of the product.

by PsychoPuppyDad October 3, 2011

frankenstein product

in environment, a frankenstein product is any product that is made out of two or more components or materials, which while apart could have been disposed of or recycled, but are now a burden on the environment, as they can no longer be separated. it is a bad thing

a milk package is a frankenstein product since it is combined of paper and plastic.

by e-shy November 14, 2009