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Franken-phone

A functional mobile cellular communications device that is cobbled together from various random, unusable or even un-related components.
Shit, man. That new iPhone costs over a grand! $250 hot or off the Dark-Net...Looks like I get to keep my Chinese Franken-phone 'till those prices drop to reasonable.
by YAWA February 12, 2020
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Frankenshoes

Those awful clunky clodhopper shoe-boot. Usually the wearer is not walking but clonking.
In short, they look like shoes Frankenstein wore.
Yo checkout Vampire chic with them Frankenshoes make em' any taller you'll need a step ladder to get em' on mate!
by ReyMon! November 1, 2019
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frankenwhore

An extremely ugly woman that still seems to be able to sleep with men
Steve Erwin (RIP): Cricky, it seems we found the elousive Frankenwhore, im gonna stick my finger in its bum.
by Kinky Kyle September 18, 2008
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Frankenhole

The functional "vag" that was surgically created for a formally male transexual.
For those going from female to male the word would be Frankenpole.
So, umm how do they "do it" after all that trouble turning into a woman and all.

Dude, they make 'em a frankenhole that'll work sort of like a real one.
by Just another Joe January 11, 2012
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frankenstoned

Smoking SO MUCH FUCKING WEED that you physically can not form even half of a sentence, while also being unable to walk straight. And/or motor skills such as Frankenstein's.
Man, I'll tell you one thing..... Jerry is frankenstoned right now. Like I don't know how he's getting home, he's fucked.
by Tadams050 January 29, 2016
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frankenboner

When the penis becomes raw and cut, one must chew the skin off their fingertips and place it over the wounds.
"Yo Tim, I got the worst frankenboner this side of the tracks."
by fodaloveofdabitty December 29, 2007
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frangephone

i used to hang out with the guy but now he is a real frangephone.
by pseudonym November 30, 2004
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