Frankenfactor 

(noun) An influence that instantly changes people into hypocrites, in regard to their stances on sexual assault issues.

Person 1 - Sexual assault is disgusting. Men who engage in that realm of power-#ucking women in various circumstances, whether it be for personal gain, or just ridicule of another, need to go straight to Hell.
Person 2 - I totally agree. These assholes need to hang for the sh!t they put women through. When I heard that Al Franken put his hands on-
Person 1 - Al Franken?!? Oooh, ooh, ooobilie-oooooh. He's so dreamy.

Bystander 2 - (to Bystander 1) D@mn. The Frankenfactor is effing powerful.

Frankenfactor by BrandonChrist April 20, 2018

Frankenfaith 

1. A heretical religion; 2. A faith that pretends to uphold and established religious doctrine while actually undermining and corrupting that doctrine in practice; 3. A faith that turns people into unthinking automatons.

I think those snake-oiled fundamentalists and televangelists are peddling a Frankenfaith.

Frankenfaith by Slackie Onassis June 20, 2007

Frankenfutz 

(Franken)- a haphazardly assembled monstrosity
(Futz)-Swiss-German slang for female genitalia

Definition= A Frankenfutz is the mangled remains of someones physical assortment of sexual organs after undergoing a procedure to surgically attempt a gender reassignment surgery. After thoroughly mutilating, disfiguring and extensively vandalizing, and downright disrespecting their ooozing festering genitals to visually replicate the genitals of their preferred gender. The newly created "Penis" or/(and?) Vagina(ish?) is intended to serve as a poorly functioning, disfigured, 5th grade quality, science project gone awry, sad dog shit excuse for the real deal, that new creation is known as a "Frakenfutz" . We must protect those precious god given lovey bits, bumps, bevels, bulges and branches on the bros and in bitches that we all long and lust for.

Female to Male post op genitals resemble a tiny finger puppet of a severe burn victim, or an extra long skinny fungal growth .

Male to Female post op genitals resemble cock origami scrapple flapps or a pile of hamburger after a grenade went off in it .

That ladyboy prostitute i raped last night was post op. male to female, so the dumb cunt basically screamed while i cum-fuck its shit pussy until double dipped and came in deep inside that brand new haggard meat cave , it was wrecked....a real "Frankenfutz" .

Frankenfutz by IndulgeInThe7 November 11, 2017

frankenweenie

Any man who has had his penis removed (either by force or surgery) and re-attached or reconstructed. JWB was the original celebrity Frankenweenie

I was watching Oprah the other day and she had John Wayne Bobbit on as a male guest to beat up on. She really took ole' Frankenweenie to task for beating up his wife.

frankenweenie by Bigd-41 August 10, 2007

frankenfeltcher 

the act of sucking cum out of the ass of the dead after fucking them

i am such a necro i like to give that dead bitch a frankenfeltcher!!!!

frankenfeltcher by job September 6, 2008

frankenfit

The act of installing a part or component in something in a way that isn't actually correct but you just kind of fudge it so it works anyway. Often involves things that shouldn't necessarily go together.

Last night I frankenfitted that fork onto my road frame. Had to hack the head tube and face it with a bastard file, but hey - it works.

frankenfit by Dave "Bulldog" Munson December 8, 2003

Frankenfarter 

Someone who lets out farts so deadly that they’ll leave you down on the ground, they fart often and their farts smell like a decaying a corpse.

Shawn: “DAMN, what is that smell I think i’m going to die if I take one more breath!”

Luke: “I’m sorry that was me, my farts are so rank they call me the Frankenfarter.”

Frankenfarter by bossandceo September 23, 2023