Poverty Franchise

When a team has ZERO championships or it’s been a really long time since they’ve won one.

Friend: How many rings do the Padres have?
Me: None they’re a poverty franchise😹

by tpaDawg April 18, 2023

Francina

Usually a really nice girl,and as a great sense of humor. Loves to see her friends happy and make them happy when they are sad. Has her sassy side but only shows it to people she doesn't like, does really date that often because she likes to be free,a nice person I general. Has a lot of emotions that aren't shown very well and she isn't good at talking about them.

Okay Francina

She's just like Francina, so nice

by Rosselny November 10, 2017

Finching

The act of rushing home to take a shit in your personal toilet, regardless of how many publicly accessible toilets are available within a more practical proximity. Named after Paul Finch from the American Pie films, who was dissatisfied by the lack of cleanliness of his school's facilities and would leave the building daily to defecate between classes.

"That was a long trip to the bathroom, Dude."
"Its not what it looks like! I was finching, so half of that time was travel."

by KevinMyers February 9, 2010

Monkey Branching

when a girl already has a boyfriend but she gives her number to guys that she meets and flirts as if she were single. she's basically branching off from her boyfriend and establishing backups.

yo dude I saw your girl at starbucks giving her number to some guy. I don't think she saw me. it looks like she's monkey branching, you should dump her.

by soulblk4000 December 2, 2010

Toothpaste Fracking

When you cut open an empty tube of toothpaste to get the last little bit

Instead of going to the store for toothpaste like an adult, I've just been toothpaste fracking for the last couple days

by AyAron87 March 14, 2022

Fracking Mess

An act of farting that is so bad that it is comparable to the amount of gas in the middle east.

"Hey man, can I stay at your house tonight? My dad had a fracking mess in our house and I can't sleep with the smell of fart entering my nostrils."

by CookPu69 January 13, 2014

franchisca

Franchisca is beautiful. She is also tall. And she always looks fresh. No one messes with her and she has a nice heart. Better believe she'll take your heart away. Her love is so addicting. If you meet her you bets keep her

"Have you seen Franchisca dude she's amazing"

by americathegreat023 April 19, 2014