faffer

n. derivation of "FAF" (Fuck And Forget) 1. an attractive woman that would only be good for a one night stand
2. an attractive woman who's personality is unattractive, but who's body is built for sex

v. to have sex with a faffer

She's not really the type of girl you'd wanna date. Yeah, she's a real faffer.

The chick won't shut up about herself, but I'd still faffer.

by johnnyb May 13, 2005

faffer

someone who owns a Faff (Toyota Celica GT4 ST205), and so cannot resist faffing about on it - modding, polishing, toying, wiping, preening, shining, buffing, more modding, painting, chroming, blinging.. they just never bloody stop!

'ere, seen Karl's car? He just can't stop faffing about with the thing!
"yeah, a real faffer if ever there was one!"
"hahahaha"

also "I have faff, must faff about!"

by pob1 June 24, 2006

flaffer

a) a butterfly on ecstasy.

b) a dumb ass roommate

That roommate of yours is a flaffer!

by SluttySlutterSlutfacedFlaffer March 3, 2009

Faffer

Derivative: Faffis/Faffelgaggler

A big, fat, rhinosaurus female chef who is mega-snarky and potentially a pretentious vegan.

"We thought she farted on our food at this famous Chicago restaurant, but then we heard her growling in the kitchen 'That's naught ah sowsaage! *burp* *fart* it's naught veegeen, and I'mma veeg! bahhhhhhhh! *burp* *fart*' We then became gravely terrified and returned our food and refused to pay our bill because a Melissa McCarty monster was cooking it. Don't cha know Melissa McCarthy's mating call goes like this 'Bahhhhh! Sowsaaage!' lol damn, she's such a faffer."

by BeefyPonsker July 25, 2017

faffer

a welsh name for a fanny

i liked a faffer last night, i did.
right after i shaged that sheep over thur.

by :~) November 25, 2003

fraffeling

When someone grabs you in your private area, male or female

Andy thought it was cool to fraffel me the other day

I saw her fraffeling that guy yesterday too!

by Jack 54 March 16, 2019

franfer

this name is a really good mix from Franklin & Fernando’s name. really creative and a little shallow. Franfer sounds like a nickname but it can really make a name

this name is a really good mix from Franklin & Fernando’s name. really creative and a little shallow. Franfer sounds like a nickname but this name exist

by FJDM November 23, 2021