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Bruce Forsyth

While constipated and sitting on the toilet straining, you may find yourself with your fist pressed up against your forehead, and a gurning expression on your face. This level of constipation is termed a "Bruce Forsyth". You will resemble a pose made famous by a popular UK entertainer Bruce Forsyth, which he would perform not long after appearing in front of an audience.
My god, im so stuffed up, I ended up having a bruce forsyth on the loo. Thankfully i got a brucie bonus so no damage done ;)
by BouncyBrian May 28, 2014
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justin forsett

An underrated runningback who is known to slip through the smallest of gaps in the defensive line. Basically Ray Rice without all the domestic violence.
Justin Forsett had the highest average yards per carry out of any running back??? How the hell did he only barely make the Pro Bowl.
by Ravens 57 February 27, 2015
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South Forsyth Middle School

Most of the people here are assholes with a future of working at McDonalds. Homophobic, transphobic, racist, ableist, trump supporting assholes. The middle of Northern Georgia.
Hey you go to South Forsyth Middle School?
Yes, everyone there is racist af
by some.gay.kid May 24, 2022
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East Forsyth High School

This is one of the most depressing schools in Forsyth county. Establish during the 2021 COVID pandemic the people who run this school have know idea what they are doing. East is known for having the shittiest band program in the county and their football team is worse. The school is filled with a bunch of fake county boys and the the buses are at least an hour late due to the fact that all of the bus drivers have autism. You can find meth heads, pot heads, and whores giving head in the bathrooms. All the girls at this school think they are hot but in reality there is nothing for their shorts to ride up on because of the fact that the girls are built like iPhones
Jack: Hey man this is some pretty good shit is this from east Forsyth high school or central
Jim: I got you man this is that good east shit
by Michael_primato August 10, 2021
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forsetic

FOR-SET-IC. Pronunciation (FAWR-seh-tik)

-adjective
. the ability to provide a solution, agreed upon by all parties concerned.

Origin:
Derived from Norse mythology, Forseti, god of justice, peace and truth.

retribution, legal, truth, just, fair
The jury hoped to be forsetic in their response to the legal claim.
by Jon Frame January 16, 2009
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Forseti

A ridiculously overpowered wind magic in Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War and Fire: Emblem Thracia 776 that makes the player capable of soloing most chapters with the wielder of the tome, direct descendants of Forseti are the only people capable of wielding this holy tome..... or are they. Wielders before *spoiler alert* Sigurd dies, along with most of his army, is only Lewyn for Chapters 4 and 5. POSSIBLE wielders after Sigurd and his army dies are Arthur, Ced, and Cra... I mean Corple, wait it might rot in the dust if Lewyn is a virgin. In Thracia 776, the only wielder is Ced.

Fire Emblem: Awakening being heavily nerfed as it only does less than half the damage and the tome grants only 5 extra speed making it significantly worse than the original appearance, on the up side, anyone with the tome ranking of A can wield it.
Turn 12: Ced in the middle of the field wielding Forseti, with 15 enemy mage knights in range of attacking Ced.
Turn 13: Ced in the middle of the field still wielding Forseti, no enemy mage knight remains.
Player: "Good god, Lolsety is so OP, this tome is even less balanced than League of Legends.
by Lewyn Forseti January 2, 2014
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grant forsythe

A person with a small dick that tries to get laid by Monday.
by That one dude at that one shop February 9, 2017
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