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Formal Brown

The sexual act of defecating in another's mouth while one wears a Tuxedo, or other formal wear.
"Babe, I got out the tux!"

"Oh boy! Get ready for Formal Brown!"
by Cuck80085 August 6, 2021
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Formal Friday

Formal Friday is the tradition, practice even religion of wearing a suit every friday regardless of what the dress code. It is specially more effective if they have casual friday. I started about 7 years ago after being told that I could not wear black jeans to work on Friday where they had business casual dress code. So now I wear a suit every Friday and I have a few of my friends and co workers do the same.
Why are you wearing a suit on a Friday?
It's Formal Friday. F'n Friday.
Nice suit but it's Friday?
Yes, It's Formal Friday. F'n Friday.
You're wearing a suit on Friday, do you have an interview?
No, It's Formal Friday. F'n Friday.
by fryguy August 10, 2007
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Formal Diarrhea

When you are away from home and are overcome with the urge to blow mud. The feeling is so fierce, that you must A. Go home to pour dung or B. Head to an establishment with a nice, clean bathroom setting. Tie preferred, no jacket required.
"Man, I was at work and needed to broadcast feces, but there was a co-worker in the stall next to me. Rather than paint the bowel there, I headed home to have Formal Diarrhea ."
by King Festus August 9, 2006
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Formal English

(n.) A dialect of French.
Formal English loves to ostracize short Germanic words and replace them with long synonyms of Latin and Greek origin, with the occasional Germanic influence, i.e. French.
by sillybirdspidercreature February 25, 2010
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Formal Booty Call

VERB.

When lovers have intercourse in the time between "seeing each other" and "dating"
When you go significantly out of your way for the BOOTY

When you travel in between cities for the BOOTY.

When you ditch you friend's birthday dinner for the BOOTY.

When you book a hotel room in your own city to have no distractions, just for the BOOTY.
When you have a consistent BOOTY lover for over 11 weeks.
When you invite the BOOTY lover to your mom's birthday party.

When you borrow you use the office rental car to go visit the BOOTY lover.
Since we are living in separe cities after college, we are going to be formal booty calling after graduation.
by Baboo92 June 8, 2016
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formal invite

when tom asks you to watch creed by sending a letter in the mail.
I'm just going to send emma a formal invite
by timmytimmynumnums May 14, 2016
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formal sex

The opposite of casual sex.

"Save-the-Date" cards are sent, followed by printed invitations requiring an RSVP. There is an unspoken dress and undress code. Invitees are expected to be well-mannered, witty, and clean. Afterwards, a small note of appreciation is well received.
An evening of formal sex was always something to look forward to, a reason to go shopping in the preceding weeks, to attend to hair, nails, makeup. And in the following days, to lightly mention in passing, a source of envy amongst friends.
by Monkey's Dad January 10, 2022
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