foood

The word you use to replace "drugs" so people aren't suspicious of your texts.

You: "How much for some foood?"
Drug dealer: "$12.50 a gram."

by OminousOwl November 24, 2017

Foodnapping

A federal crime in which a perpetrator does a unauthorized claim of another person's food in order to eat it.

"There was been a case of foodnapping at my neighbor's house in which that lady had to eat her pizza that came from Domino's Pizza that was foodnapped by some mysterious unknown object." - Clock from Battle for Dream Island

by Ryan900USAYT March 11, 2022

foonutie

Something so putred it smells like a foot, nuts, and booty all in the same package

Yo dawg that club was off the chain except that bitch that smelled of foonutie

by biggiejizzle January 16, 2011

fodongo/a

usage: adjective
this terms is a commonly used among Hispanics and it refers to a person (male-fodongo or for female "fodonga)
who is unkempt, sloppy, unattractive, crass and does not care one bit to change or improve themselves.

I don't know what is going on with young girls anymore....they go out looking so fodongas.....it must be the in-thing...

by MintyLeila July 1, 2005

fooood

A vehement expression indicating excitement at the prospect of either the promise or arrival of food.

Fooood! Get ready, time to eat!

by Dolph M September 9, 2006

Fooncie

The name for an extremely large dick:

Laeron whacked his fooncie against his dresser before he fuc*ed his neighbors mom.

by Keepit1hunnet June 14, 2014

Foonman

A foonman is a person who meets these three criterion: 21 or older, not going to school, and living with their parents. At the age of 21 the a foonman is known as a 3rd class foonman. At 25: second class. 30: 1st class, 40: master foonman, 50 on: senior master foonman. If the foonman continues to live with his parents until they die, he is then a purple heart foonman. There is a also a specialty class of person who moves back in with their parents with a spouse and kids. This is known as an all american foonman.

Person one: "Hey isn't that guy like 30 and still living with his parents"?
Person two: "Yeah, hes a foonman".

by Foonman July 19, 2010