Floofster

Noun:
A floofy dog or creature that is small in body weight but makes up for it in size of fur or floof.

The kids said "That dog is such a floofster" after the dog walked by.

by MM210 September 28, 2022

footsterbate

To masturbate with your feet.

I've been stretching recently to be more flexible. Now I can footsterbate.

by awmm July 23, 2016

Foodsterbate

The act of masturbating while eating, in order to achieve maximum pleasure in at least two of your god given holes.

"The only way this Chinese buffet could get any better is if I could handle chopsticks and foodsterbate at the same time."

by CaLeOKO January 9, 2014

floofster

a cool man

that dude is a real floofster

by diggerty April 30, 2017

Fooster

Combination of Flu vaccination and COVID Booster = Fooster

DM: Have you had your Fooster?
PM: Yep, had full Fooster fever for a week

DM: Damn, I better book mine

by DM-PM October 28, 2021

foodstuh/foodster

Basically a food instigator. Someone in a group who is the first to mention they're hungry, craving and gets other's started on food discussion.

food instigator

"Now that you mentioned you're in the mood for flan, thanks for being tonight's foodstuh/foodster."

by Ratbastid87 May 29, 2018