fons

Someone who is amazing, fun to talk to, a smooth talker, smart, sexy, attractive, has good hair, can be a player, flirts too much, and can make any girl fall for him. When he's drunk he's hysterical and wild.

The Belgian sweetheart is who we call Fons.

by sawsi January 26, 2011

fansy

Bard of EverQuest, perhaps the most annoying yet impossible to hate.

Fansy the Famous Bard says "Go Go Good Team!"

by zoey August 31, 2003

Fonny Rocket

Hemorrhoid suppositories shaped like a rocket designed to relieve the symptoms of piles in the rectum.

The Fonny Rocket is a special suppository designed to heal hemorrhoids in 3 days or less.

Fonny Rocket does not get lost in the rectum but stays comfortably in place for many hours to soothe and heal inflamed tissue.

by Ezmerelda Berger March 24, 2013

Fonky Monky Friday

Something the youtuber Corpse Husband DMs to famous people.

If AOC followed me back I would simply DM her Fonky Monky Friday

by wren.the.pigeon October 23, 2020

Fonso Magic

The act of putting in the least amount of effort that yields the maximum appearance of "hard work."

Josh: This warehouse looks like shit!

TSA employee: We'll do some Fonso Magic!
15 min later....
Josh: The warehouse looks perrrfect!

by Freight Fags March 27, 2016

Bruce Forsything

The term Bruce Forsything refers to a sexual act in which a person fully inserts their head into a woman's vagina and puts their fist into the woman's anus so that they are in the well known Bruce Forsyth position. This is Bruce Forsything.

Person 1: My girlfriend and I are trying to spice things up in the bedroom, we have tried the Karma Sutra and various positions and places to do it and nothing is working!?

Person 2: Bro, try out Bruce Forsything, it's some proper kinky shit dude, your bitch will fucking love it!

Person 1: Thanks man, Ima go try it out now!

by ProfessorCarnage69 January 29, 2014

FONSI

"Fear Of Not Staying In" - Opposite mindset of FOMO, where you don't have the Fear Of Missing Out, but rather dread having to leave your place to do social things.

"I already confirmed "YES" to be there, but man, does that couch look really inviting. Call it a case of FONSI - I'm seriously conflicted."

by WolfmanChi August 15, 2016