fonk

An alternate, and more amusing spelling of the common curse word "Fuck"

Hey, fonk you man!

by Oswald Van Oeveren April 22, 2003

fonk

An Aussie acronym for the phrase "friend of no cunt"

Spalding wasn't very popular. In fact he was the biggest fonk any of them had ever met.

by Timmy March 25, 2003

Fonk

1) According to Adam Lafontaine, this is the sound a penguin makes while it is being raped.
2) A word used to make fun of Adam Lafontaine for his stupidity and tendency to make up stupid words.

1) "FONK FONK" = "Help me, i'm a penguin being raped! Help me, i'm a penguin being raped!"
2) *Adam enters room* "FONK FONK FONK FONK" = "Adam, you're an idiot"

by Shibby McShibbShibb April 2, 2004

fonk

A dance invented by Kirsty

Do the fonk with me baby ;)

by PJ January 27, 2004

FONK

Fear Of Not Knowing

person 2: *someone who googles everything*
person 1: Omg you’re such a fonk!!!

by hereforari October 6, 2018

Fonk

An extreme form of funk, particularly when speaking of jazz. Daniel Thrasher is the first widely-known person to use the word. He often provides his viewers “fonky chonky” to enhance anyone’s vibe.

“Man that new Daniel Thrasher song is fonky”

by Koa The Manokit November 24, 2020

FONK

Friends of North Korea

FONK will continue to cause trouble for civil people’s across the world until the cabal is destroyed

by anonymous April 25, 2021