Frumplepants

A lanky, lonesome man with a frumply disposition; one who frumples.

Frumplepants asked for receipts to be included with all of his Christmas presents this year.

Palmer: "Goddammit Frumplepants! Why do you ruin everything?"

Frumplepants: "Grumble, grumble, raggle fraggle."

by alrosh February 15, 2010

Fumple

The act of "wrestling" with a pillow while lying in bed, generally done as an attempt to get comfortable or out of frustration when one is unable to sleep

Dude, last night I must've fumpled for an hour before I could get to sleep

by GilesFletcher August 30, 2009

flumplewonk

when a monkey's spleen morphs into a liver.

that monkey had a flumplewonk!
i,m glad I didn't flumplewonk!

by blobfishboy June 5, 2019

fumpley

fumpley ( fum puh lee) is like a hunch backed rat living in a dumpster with scoliosis and an untreatable rash between his toes. he is just fumpley kinda like skrunkley but more droopy.

person 1: look at that ugly ratboy!
person 2: he is so skrunkley and fumpley!!

by rochu April 29, 2023

Frumple Kump

The action of shiting and cumming at the same time.

Oh man it was so nice, last weekend my girlfriend came over and gave me a plumpkin and I totaly FRUMPLE KUMPED.

by Hugh JaBalls May 16, 2008

Frumple Dick

1) A state which occurs when ones dick is crumpled and infested with fungus. No cure is known.{

2) An insult for people who are worse than a dick.

"Dude, I got swimming in a pond and got a bad case of frumple dick."

Dan: "Jimmy killed my cat."
Erika: "Yeah he's a total frumple dick"

by Friendly Tom May 5, 2010

frumpled

the act of being stressed and being a complete mess

I feel frumpled because of school and work.

by Frankie D September 8, 2007