Flusterbate

Upsetting oneself greatly, especially while performing a task by oneself that one took it upon themself to do.

"Dude, whenever I try to actually accomplish anything around the house I start messing things up and FLUSTERBATE myself..."

by Locke Kole November 5, 2009

flustrated

I live in the southeast US. I first started hearing "flustrated" by local speakers a few years ago. It was apparent that the speakers were not using this for comic effect; the speakers were quite angry at the time.

I don't think that it's a combination of flustered and frustrated...just a variant pronounciation of "frustrated". If you look at the examples used by the other contributors on this site, I think that they illustrate the use of this term as "frustrated".

My boss keeps giving me contradictory directions of what he wants. It really gets me flustrated.

by carolina jessamine June 18, 2006

Flasterbate

Accidently or purposefully flatulating while masterbating. Defined at Neven's Pond, Keith County, NE.

Keenan: Man I farted while beating it.
Phil: Dude, don't flasterbate in the lodge.

by D.J. French Toast August 25, 2008

Frusterbate

Masterbating out of total frustration.

I frusterbate because my boyfriend is erectilely challenged.

by Frusterbater March 24, 2011

flustrated

Flustration is wrongly spelled Frustration.

This mistake possible came from the attempt to join words frustrated and flustered which is senseless.

See other translations.
(Note: they are wrong.)

`Neil: Oh shit, I've become flustrated cauz Sarah wont go out with me.` -- Who the f**k is Neil?

by QwertyCZ March 6, 2013

flutterpated

The butterfly sensation a woman feels deep in her vagina when sexually aroused.

She was flutterpated the instant he stroked her bare skin.

by Amor Fati May 13, 2019

Flusterbate

To become so infuriated and discontent that a person all of a sudden blows their load

I had to flusterbate because i was so angry at that girl who kicked my frisbee but at the same time she was pretty

by Jwynn July 7, 2009