flurk

Fake lurker. Used in the context of Twitch. Someone who intends to lurk, but ends up chatting. Could also be someone who says they were going to lurk, but knew they'd chat the whole time.

@elevvenmusic, you flurking? You said you were busy and now you are blah blah blah.

by bweagle October 11, 2020

flurking

( Fl-UR-KING) (verb) the act of stalking and or creeping on someones facebook wall and/or photos .

My good friend Alyssa was sitting in class today flurking it up with some bitches

by Kush N Bush 4 All November 12, 2011

flurking

The act of fucking with someone's head and using flirtation as the weapon of choice. A deadly weapon when used by hot girls over unsuspecting men.

" Flirting + Fucking = Flurking"

Lolita, the KGB spy began flurking with Scott to get information about the Odessa files. He was doomed.

by J & B Minor March 27, 2010

Flurking

The act of lurking on Twitch whilst eating/cooking/preparing food

I'm still hear watching the stream but I'll be flurking whilst I eat my dinner

by jiggly_peach December 28, 2020

Flurked

reaching high euphoria, extreme orgasm (super soaker style) yum. An incredible action or heroic experience.

the past tense of 'flurk'...as an adjective.

trying to sign into the solaire as miiiir flurked.

"yeah...basically he flurked me up"

"he flurked me last night...it was incredible!"

"that DJ really flurked it up tonight....! wow"

by mrs. flurk December 9, 2009

La Flurke

The art of flicking a persons ear that has the rare skin disorder known as Ehlers Danlos, in a repeated fashion, while screaming "La Flurke!!!!!"

"My father would always La Flurke me when I was younger."

- Joe Zambetti (A real Ehlers Danlos victim)

by Stretchierer March 24, 2010

flurking schnitt

well, it ain't that tough: fucking shit

Oh, flurking schnitt!

by Bob Noxious November 6, 2003