Florist

A man who chases virgins with intents on deflowering them. More often than not, leaving them afterwords.

"What does he see in that prude girl? He could have any chick on campus."
"She's a virgin."
"Ah, so He's a florist."

by cooch whisperer January 1, 2012

florist

1. a really awesome, attractive person who enjoys flowers
2. most legit job you could ever pursue
3. best way to constantly make someone's day (and get paid for it!)

Whoa! They're a florist? They're my new hero!!!

by kansasflorist December 7, 2010

Sumo Florist

1. A fat florist with a woman's head and a sumo wrestler's body; particularly one that loves his cock.
2. A fat florist that sings with a church choir full of black cats.

Origin: www.rathergood.com

1. I went to the Sumo Florist to buy some flowers.
2. The Sumo Florist sang about his cock.

by DragonlordALS May 18, 2004

flutist

An Asian hoe who the teachers love

Man, why does Fitz love flutists so much?
I hear they give him good succ after school.

by peener69 March 10, 2017

Florist

People who sell flowers and benefit from people dying

The florist made a thousand dollars off of that funeral.

by Jrnsmskcbrandom1234 December 28, 2019

florista

word used to describe a hippie protestor who can be loud and proud even though unsure of why and certainly uncabable of physical anything.

Rosepetal - Down with the establishment! Down with tradition!

Cop 1 - Look at the floristas. . . raise your baton.

Rosepetal - Ah! RUN!!!

Cop 2 - Ha! Good one.

by Harry Day March 13, 2010

Furist

1. It's kind of like racist or sexist, but its against the people of the furry fandom.
2. Or judging an animal for the colour of his/her fur (again, like racism).

Situation 1
Person 1: "That cat's fur is black, I wanted a ginger one!"
Person 2: "Don't be furist!"

Situation 2
Person 1: "Furries are weirdos, they should be shunned."
Person 2: "Don't be furist."

by J.T. Gatta August 18, 2017