A Florp E. Dorp is a very specific type of idiot. The individual who embodies the qualities off florp and/or dorp is very skilled and talented at being florp, and even dorp if the time is right. This individual is not someone who is a douche bag, but one who deserves respect for being a true florp. One who creates a most ridiculous and florp worthy situation or generates dorp comments is one to behold. Don't be fooled though, this is not to be confused with a florpy dorp. Florpy dorps should be shunned like a dog infested with flees. When a florpy dorp is in question, the last thought is "WWJD"- instead the question becomes "WWJD", as in, what would Judas do...
"Man, Lids, Ian is being a serious Florp E Dorp today! Did you see him school that dorp???"
"That matchstick is a real florpy dorp..."
"That matchstick is a real florpy dorp..."
by Elephant Flower Pants February 3, 2017
Get the florp e dorpmug. "i was driving to the gas station and saw a florp that made me wonder where the drivers seat would even fit"
by john florp September 30, 2025
Get the florpmug. by skinny_jewtron November 22, 2018
Get the floop florpmug. “Dude my towel florped out of existence! I’m standing out front of the gym, can you bring me a towel before someone calls the police?”
by Trashl0rd_King0fRefuse July 6, 2024
Get the Florpmug. To florp is to collapse onto soft furnishings, ideally a bed, disengaging muscles as much as possible, sometimes but not always, following excessive activity. It is one of the most enjoyable states known in the universe.
by The Last Barry February 27, 2025
Get the florpmug. 
Get the Florpmug. Alex: Jeff you're such a gosh darn flip-florp!
Jeff: Just because I gave you a ticket, for parking in the "no parking zone"?
Jeff: Just because I gave you a ticket, for parking in the "no parking zone"?
by Johnny Tedison May 28, 2023
Get the flip-florpmug.