Floridiot 

A native born and raised in florida, aka the limp dick of america.

I have a question, how many floridiots do you have working here?

Floridiot by Florida hater April 29, 2008

Floridiot 

An Idiot in Florida. Generally speaking, a Floridiot comes from California, New York, New Jersey, Michigan, or Canada.

Man 1: Man, florida fucked up the elections again.

Man 2: Hey, don't blame us Crackers, its those damn Floridiots the rest of America keeps sending us.

Floridiot by TisHimsizzle January 27, 2008

Floridiot 

A Floridian who behaves like an idiot.

Did you see that Floridiot just pull out infront of me? He just almost crashed into my car!

Floridiot by MalaPerson June 26, 2023

Floridiot 

Someone who does stupid things while living (or existing) in Florida; mainly while driving.

Don’t be a floridiot and pass them going 90 in a 55!

Floridiot by Fernacular January 23, 2024

Floridian tail pipe 

The act of putting ones anus to the intake side of a running hair dryer and passing wind. The hair dryer serves to expel the noxious gas further and at a higher velocity and also heats the fart to further accentuate the auroma. Often times the hairdryer is aimed into an unsuspecting persons face. It is called a Floridian tail pipe as a homage to its creator who resides in Florida.

It took hours for Shirley to get the fart smell out of her clothes after I hit her with the ol' Floridian tail pipe.

Floridian tail pipe by Beckerman May 14, 2010

Floridian Predators

Referring to the elderly community that lives in South Florida. Due to their lack of mobility, and tendency to wear floral shirts, they blend into the natural background like the monster from the Arnold Schwarzenegger movie The Predator. Only with dentures this time.

"I was walking up from the beach earlier today, and ran straight into a Floridian Predator." "Impossible to see those guys!"

"Dude look out!" "You are walking straight towards a group of Floridian Predators!"

Floridian Predators by Pill Collins January 12, 2010

Floridian Popsicle 

Ejaculating into a condom, freezing it to a low freezing point, and devouring it

My girlfriend did a Floridian Popsicle

Floridian Popsicle by Texas slap fest March 11, 2015