floridiot

derogatory term used to describe people from Florida

Go back to Florida you fucking floridiot!

by blueridgenative September 28, 2006

floridiot

Annoying people from Florida (most of the state's population) which insist on traveling to other places like the mountains or cooler places in order to get away from the heat/humidity of their home state, and quite obviously have every intention of annoying the locals wherever they go. Sometimes Floridiots move to other places, but eventually they leave thankfully. Floridiots can't drive worth a shit but most places reluctantly put up with them during summer months. Floridiots are generally not allowed to leave their home state outside of June-August, and if they insist on visiting other places they should quickly spend their money and leave. Vehicles with Florida license plates should also be avoided on the road.

"What a surprise, the speed limit is 55 but that Floridiot went around a mild curve going 20MPH."

by doopy462 August 14, 2013

floridiot

An individual who has previously lived in Florida, moved away, and incessantly talks about how Florida is vastly better than everywhere else. Typically this individual lacks secondary education, or gainful employment, and is parasitic by nature.

James: Who is that annoying asshole?

Greg: That's Franks cousin, he's a floridiot

James: Oh, makes sense.

by Nancy Marmelade August 18, 2011

Floridiot

A Floridian who behaves like an idiot.

Did you see that Floridiot just pull out infront of me? He just almost crashed into my car!

by MalaPerson June 26, 2023

Floridiot

Someone who does stupid things while living (or existing) in Florida; mainly while driving.

Don’t be a floridiot and pass them going 90 in a 55!

by Fernacular January 23, 2024